Tim W. SoCal

Cow folklore claims that chocolate milk comes from cows that are a certain shade of brown.

with brown sugar

Company training is often not sufficient in equipping the trainee in executing their tasks adequately and efficiently, depriving them of the ability to perform acceptable work.

and burning down

3.645 seconds at 343.16mph https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/343-16-see-brittany-force-make-fastest-run-in-nhra-history-at-sonoma-qualifying/ar-AA1JkLL5?ocid=hpmsn&cvid=586e380fd8f84bd0988eb3f4eb1d37ea&ei=59

jelly on crackers

Started to snore loudly, I did, so she nudged me in the ribs with her elbow and asked me to roll over.

and tall Saguaro

So now we're

Appropriate action for any form of public excitement as of the last few years seems to be whipping out the cell phone and start recording video instead of offering some form of help.

I'll second that!

I was too busy dodging all these idiots to take pictures, plus breaking out the cell phone camera at 80mph on a freeway full of people demonstrating their deficient driving skills ain't particularly safe!...😉🙂😉

I am SO GLAD I grew up when we were taught to "reach for the stars" and "be all you can be" as opposed to these poor youngsters of modern times who are taught "you can't survive without government intervention" and "you'll own nothing and like it!"

YUP, then trying to convince us that the car won't start without pumping the gas...

"My car is running bad, I think it needs a carb adjustment" - Sorry, your car has computer controlled fuel injection. "The battery is dead, I think I gots a shortage" "My air condtionin' needs some FREEZON" "My car failed the smog test, they said my Cadillac converter is no good." "When you gave me the estimate I almost had a eucalyptic seizure!"

and rot your

"Crappola!" I cried, my burnout tire smoke is stinkin', the red light is blinkin', the cops are on my tail and I can't outrun a Motorola!

Hey wrong thread. 😜 That is what I saw on the road yesterday. This is the thread I intended to post it in...

and need to

Days are going by in such a rush right now that I'm having a hard time keeping up with the way too quickly passing of time.

A bunch of idiots attempting to prove that they can drive down the Southern California freeways at 80mph with their heads up their a**es.

There are 3 options for any kind of repair or product building service: CHEAP, FAST, and GOOD. If you want it cheap and fast it won't be good, If you want it good and cheap it won't be fast, If you want it fast and good it won't be cheap.

and Apple Fritter

Bad used to be slang for good back in the 70s, but now sick is slang for good.

all toasty warm