LennyB

Have a package I bought off fleabay, shipped on the 7th from Kansas, left Kansas on the 12th, still in transit to next destination.

in crows nest

Society is an enduring and cooperating social group whose members have developed organized patterns of relationships through interaction with one another, laying out rules and regulations that make sense in their own minds, but to the outside viewer peering in from a distance looks like a tangled web of chaos.

A few months back when I put in a hold mail request I also signed up for a feature called USPS Informed Delivery. They send you an e-mail every morning with images of the mail that will be delivered that day. A couple of times I received an e-mail showing mail I was to get but no mail was delivered that day, showed up the following day. Last week one of the images was of a neighbors mail. That they did not deliver to me, so I guess they got something right. Once in a while they do something right just like that broken clock.

I have the same problem all the time where we don't get mail after it's snowed. But as my dogs sound the alarm whenever the mail truck goes by so I can always tell if the truck has been in the neighborhood. No alarm, no attempt at delivery, so our carrier skips over our whole neighborhood and uses the excuse they couldn't get to the box because of snow. And yes, I also get the wrong mail on a regular basis. I don't think they actually look at the mail, they sort the bundles at the post office and just stick them in the box in the same order. So if they are off by one house at the start of the street then everyone gets the wrong mail.

don't forget shrimp

with Forrest Gump

or left behind

Say can you see any bedbugs on me, if you do pick a few and I will surely thank you.

can't stop now

Does that mean the first will be last and the last will be first to realize this is a dumb idea?

Education worries me these days as whenever I've been in a teachers lunch room the teachers all act like a bunch of little kids.

Amos Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Exercise judgment is the process of making decisions based on sound reasoning and good values, it involves using critical thinking, data analysis, and emotional intelligence.

Did more then that to the rest of us.

Twisted Tea dance

Possible that be de, be de, be de was the sound Buck Roger’s robot Twiki made.

Away they all flew like the down of a thistle back to their home planet but once they got past the outer nebula the CEL came on and they had to call AAA, Alien Assistance Administration.

That was quick

Garbage always seems to blow into my yard from the neighbors because they overfill the cans so that the lids don't close.

Saturday Night Live

And lived to tell about it.

Yet to have their dinner the dogs walk around me like vultures, alas it's still an hour before feeding time.

the King Lives!!

"fit in" room had a waiting line that went clear thru the ladies department and into the men's simply because they were giving away "Kohl's Cash".