Ok, I admit I pulled 99% out of thin air. But my point is, the vast majority of today's car buyers want a car that has today's technology and features. Unlike guys like you, they do want (and expect) GPS, a dock for their ipod, a backup camera and park assist, etc., etc.
It's true when you say that today's generation doesn't want to deal with yesterday's technology, but that's true of all generations. People always want the new thing, the latest gadget. Back in the early 1900s, when electric starters replaced cranks in cars, do you really think most people said, "gee, I wish they kept the crank?" Of course not.
Jairus, if you prefer a 50 year old car to a late model car as your daily driver, that's fine... for you. But believe me, you are in a tiny, tiny minority.