Two old redneck boys out hunting, and they ran across a hole in the ground,, and looked at each other and said, that sure looks deep,, so the first redneck picked up a rock and dropped it in the hole,,and heard n'thin.. so the second redneck round a big rock over to the hole, and dropped it in,,, heard n'thin,,they looked at each other, and said man, sure like to know how deep that is,,, so they looked around,,and said hey,,lets drag that big log over here, and drop it in the hole,,and they lined it up,,picked one end of the log up,,and dropped it in the hole,, a couple seconds later this Billy goat ran between them, jumped straight up in the air, and shot right down the hole,,, The two rednecks were amazed, looking at each other in disbelief,,they never in there life seen a billy goat do anything like that before,,,,,,,,Then this Farmer walked out of the tree line, and said,,,,,,,, YA TWO BOYS ANI'T SEEN A BILLYGOAT I HAD TIED TO A LOG AROUND HERE,,,.....