Tom Geiger Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 My inlaws used to keep the TV controller on top of the TV
farmer1 Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Carl's story takes me back to when I worked at a repair shop that got a lot of calls to unlock cars, I was amazed how many times they had a spare set of keys for just such an emergency, in the trunk or glove box or hidden under the hood, the record I remember was 5 spare keys plus the set still in the ignition all locked inside the car ! I got pretty good at not laughing til they left, and yes, there was a charge for that service.
southpier Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 My inlaws used to keep the TV controller on top of the TV you're hittin' close to home, now ....
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 My inlaws used to keep the TV controller on top of the TV Kinda like keeping the bullets locked in a different location from the gun...also locked up. "'Scuse me, Mr. Bad Man...my wife is afraid of guns, so everything is locked up and safe. If you'll just not hurt us for a few minutes, please, I'll go unlock the gun cabinet, then unlock the bullet drawer, load the gun (if I can remember how to do it) and point it at you (I'll be way too terrified to actually shoot, though). Mmmkay?"
jbwelda Posted May 29, 2015 Author Posted May 29, 2015 how exactly does a camera on the street know you are not wearing a seat belt? I didn't know image recognition technology had gotten to that point. or is the idea that it takes a photo of everyone passing by and then someone looks at each one to see if there is seatbelt compliance? sure sounds fishy to me. about the loaded weapons...around here you are in big trouble if 1) you are caught with a loaded weapon even in your own house, and 2) you shoot someone, even defending yourself on your own property, and you better have really good proof of the facts in the matter or you will be staring at a prison term. can't have any fun in California anymore, I swear. jb
uncle potts Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 Was not a very good vest and why do you swim with a rock. Make you wonder what their I.Q was. . They probably double dog dared them....
Harry P. Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 how exactly does a camera on the street know you are not wearing a seat belt? I believe that story was meant as a joke.... BTW... is your shift key broken?
jbwelda Posted May 30, 2015 Author Posted May 30, 2015 >BTW... is your shift key broken? no it must be internet explorer causing that jb
Harry P. Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 >BTW... is your shift key broken? no it must be internet explorer causing that jb I use Firefox.
chunkypeanutbutter Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 (edited) I believe that story was meant as a joke.... BTW... is your shift key broken? His punctuation keys, as well, sometimes Edited May 30, 2015 by chunkypeanutbutter
jbwelda Posted May 30, 2015 Author Posted May 30, 2015 initial caps are a remnant of an age gone by and will soon evolve away just like the prehensile tail. remember who told you that. jb
Harry P. Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 initial caps are a remnant of an age gone by and will soon evolve away just like the prehensile tail. remember who told you that. jb You're so far ahead of your time that you just lapped yourself!
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 30, 2015 Posted May 30, 2015 initial caps are a remnant of an age gone by and will soon evolve away just like the prehensile tail. remember who told you that. jb I find my 'obsolete' prehensile tail to be a distinct advantage in some situations.
Atmobil Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 Carl's story takes me back to when I worked at a repair shop that got a lot of calls to unlock cars, I was amazed how many times they had a spare set of keys for just such an emergency, in the trunk or glove box or hidden under the hood, the record I remember was 5 spare keys plus the set still in the ignition all locked inside the car ! I got pretty good at not laughing til they left, and yes, there was a charge for that service. I was once working i a store that replicated keys for customers. We did sell a magnet box that you could hide somewhere under your car with a spare set of keys in it.
jbwelda Posted May 31, 2015 Author Posted May 31, 2015 those hide-a-key boxes are too well known, that's exactly what most car thieves look for first. especially when you consider you are going to hide it somewhere easily reached so when you do lose your keys you don't have to crawl under the car. maybe its different in Norway but here, might as well not even lock your car. jb
Joe Handley Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 That's why I always carried an extra key in my wallet!
Mark Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 initial caps are a remnant of an age gone by and will soon evolve away just like the prehensile tail. remember who told you that. jb lose the punctuation and you can claim to be a relative of e e cummings
chunkypeanutbutter Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 Lose punctuation, you say? Okay I will lose punctuation May as well lose capitalization too so there ive done that too why even have spaces then okayiwontusespaceseither
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 (edited) Lose punctuation, you say? Okay I will lose punctuation May as well lose capitalization too so there ive done that too why even have spaces then okayiwontusespaceseither Hell, just reduce everything to ones and zeros. 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100111 !! Edited May 31, 2015 by Ace-Garageguy
chunkypeanutbutter Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 There are 10 types of people in this world...
Ace-Garageguy Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 There are 10 types of people in this world... Excellent.
Mike_G Posted May 31, 2015 Posted May 31, 2015 Hell, just reduce everything to ones and zeros. 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100111 !! Converted to hexadecimal: 74 68 65 20 74 69 6D 65 73 20 74 68 54 65 75 20 61 72 65 20 61 20 63 64 61 6D 67 69 6D 67
Tom Geiger Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 That's why I always carried an extra key in my wallet! My father was famous for locking his keys in his car... I carried an extra key in my wallet... for HIS CAR!
High octane Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Back-in-the-day I had to break the vent windows in both my car and my parents car as I had locked the keys in them. Then while at work I had to use a slim-jim to open the lock on my truck as I had also locked the keys in the truck as well. I eventually carried a spare key in my wallet also.
Atmobil Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) those hide-a-key boxes are too well known, that's exactly what most car thieves look for first. especially when you consider you are going to hide it somewhere easily reached so when you do lose your keys you don't have to crawl under the car. maybe its different in Norway but here, might as well not even lock your car. jb That is very much the possible outcome here aswell. I don't remember if we ever sold a box like that so maybe most people thought of it as too much of a risk. Edited June 1, 2015 by Atmobil
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