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Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. And that's the name of that tune!

Who aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh these people?

No soup for you!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Newman!

We were on a break!

I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryll and this is my other brother Daryll.

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I want you to remember that no b#$*ard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor b#$*ard die for his Country  

I'm Drinking Wine and Eating Cheese and Catching Some Rays.

CHOOPPERS!!.........

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I'm Drinking Wine and Eating Cheese and Catching Some Rays.

 

FABULOUS reference! B)

And in a somewhat similar vein: "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

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They'll rape us to death, they'll eat our flesh, and they'll sew our skin into their clothes. And if we're lucky, they'll do it in that order.

I aim to misbehave.

We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty.

Shiny!

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   Now there's a Band I Wouldn't wanted to have bee the Drummer for!!:o

He choked to death on vomit. It wasn't his vomit.

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JUST ONE THAT I KNOW OF, COOL HAND LUKE.

HE WAS ALSO THE MANAGER IN SLAPSHOT

Funny, I could have sworn he said it in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid also, as they were coming down the mountain, but I could be wrong.

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Put the candle back!!!

Hump? What hump?

Nice knockers! Why, thank you doctor!

Mongo just pawn in the game of life.

Laurel and a hardy (hand shake) welcome  . . .

 

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They're beautiful aren't they?  I don't look at them much anymore.

We need a containment unit over here. 

Do you know what leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water?

Elvis isn't dead, he's just gone home.

Remember the red button. Push the red button!

Ohh!  Was that your auntie?

Have you ever zappy thingied me?

NYPD! nock your punk #$$ down!

 

 

 

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Just a walk in the park Kaczynski.

You screw up just this much and you will be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog $#!t from Hong Kong!

I feel the need,  the need for speed!

She's lost it!  No Mav, not that.  I hate it when she does that!

"You never close your eye's..........

 

 

 

 

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I say pull out and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

You will respect mah authoritah!

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove a thing. (That is what's known as the Simpson Defense--Invented by Bart, used successfully by OJ.)

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I always liked this one from the Three Stooges. Moe says to either Larry or Curly: "If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you".

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I've had a wonderful evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...victory.

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Dyno-MITE!!!

Jane, you ignorant slut...

Weeeeeeell, doggies!

Holy crap!

Alice... you're the greatest!

 

 

 

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