ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[slusher]

Model history books 

[plastic trucker]

among the rest

[slusher]

All people are

[High octane]

reading model magazines

[Tom Geiger]

Sitting on toilet 

[High octane]

smoking a cigar

[plastic trucker]

with a beer

[High octane]

and comic books

[Tom Geiger]

Cigar ignites! Kaboom!

[plastic trucker]

to the moon

[High octane]

no return trip

[plastic trucker]

and no refunds

[89AKurt]

because no video

[High octane]

will be taken

[slusher]

Smoking gas hazard 

[High octane]

which is flamable

[slusher]

In outhouses too

[High octane]

and garden sheds

[stitchdup]

setting speed records

[Bucky]

even without shoes

[plastic trucker]

stubbing their toes

[High octane]

and twisting ankles

[Bucky]

doing the mamba

[89AKurt]

numbing dive off

[plastic trucker]

feeling no pain