ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[89AKurt]

Swallowing swords might

[A modeler named mike]

Interfere with lunch

[LennyB]

Tickle my tummy

[Tim W. SoCal]

causing severe indigestion

[Claude Thibodeau]

call your doctor

[Falcon Ranchero]

and the doctor

[Rodent]

doesn't call back

[LennyB]

What a slacker 

[A modeler named mike]

but sends bill

[LennyB]

For phony prescriptions 

[Tim W. SoCal]

and emergency services

[A modeler named mike]

never rendered or 

[Claude Thibodeau]

or even attempted

[Rodent]

he's in Tahiti

[A modeler named mike]

with his mistress

[Rodent]

and their "boyfriend"

[A modeler named mike]

the pool boy

[Rodent]

goes both ways

[89AKurt]

in subway bathrooms

[A modeler named mike]

and Target too

[LennyB]

Works on weekends

[Falcon Ranchero]

at the local

[Claude Thibodeau]

Five and dime

[slusher]

Stocking shelves daily 

[Claude Thibodeau]

for poor customers