ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[Elrodbeckham]

007 is skid

[A modeler named mike]

row bound since 

[LennyB]

defecting to Russia

[ranma]

with love from

[Rodent]

a vodka bottle

[Claude Thibodeau]

already half empty

[Volzfan59]

shaken not stirred

[ranma]

by a earthquake

[Rodent]

no, false alarm

 

https://kevinmullin.house.gov/2025/12/11/false-earthquake-alert-mullin-committee-leaders-seek-information-from-usgs/

 

[ranma]

Clock not working

[LennyB]

Coo Coo Clock

[Tim W. SoCal]

says it's time

[A modeler named mike]

to change diapers 

[Rodent]

and windshield wipers

[charger74]

Add blinker fluid

[89AKurt]

that's free-range