ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[plastic trucker]

looking for jobs

[Tom Geiger]

Men’s room attendants?

[slusher]

very smelly job

[High octane]

keep them clean

[plastic trucker]

with a toothbrush

[slusher]

Like the military 

[High octane]

like your house

[plastic trucker]

after a tornado

[89AKurt]

shelter salesman scammed

[plastic trucker]

by his partners

[High octane]

they're all crooks

[slusher]

Save your cash

[plastic trucker]

buy a kit

[89AKurt]

at Home Deephole

[ChrisBcritter]

and a kaboodle

[High octane]

on sale now

[plastic trucker]

doubled the price

[Tom Geiger]

Just for fun ? 

[plastic trucker]

on your behalf

[ChrisBcritter]

and half not

[High octane]

turning away buyers

[Rodent]

buyers are liars

[High octane]

sellers are crooks

[plastic trucker]

stealing my money

[slusher]

for their pocket