ONCE UPON A TIME..... (game)

[Claude Thibodeau]

control the cheerleaders

[Classicgas]

When they start 

[Claude Thibodeau]

teasing the fans

[slusher]

Maybe their new

[ChrisBcritter]

pompons won't shed

[Bucky]

on the field 

[Claude Thibodeau]

blurring the lines

[Classicgas]

Of demarcation that 

[Claude Thibodeau]

referee must watch

[slusher]

Center has gas

[Claude Thibodeau]

players run away

[Classicgas]

Fans all faint

[Claude Thibodeau]

EPA rushes in

[plastic trucker]

fining the Ump

[Classicgas]

Way too little 

[Claude Thibodeau]

to stop bloating

[Classicgas]

And stomach cramps 

[Tom Geiger]

then a shart!

[Claude Thibodeau]

lost my bid

[slusher]

almost impossible to

[Claude Thibodeau]

reach rest rooms

[Tom Geiger]

Before the explosion ? 

[Claude Thibodeau]

victims are expected

[plastic trucker]

sue the quarterback

[Tom Geiger]

Get your quarterback!