One sentence game

[slusher]

Since the rain off the hurricane we will be cooler for two days..

[atomicholiday]

Days like today, there’s a good chance you’ll get wet if you go outside.

[NOBLNG]

Outside is where you’ll find the sunshine.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sunshine ain't the same as moonshine.

[thatz4u]

Moonshine by Bruno Mars 

[atomicholiday]

Mars may be colonized someday if the martians don’t kick us off.

[thatz4u]

Off WE Go into the Wild Blue Yonder...

 

[slusher]

Off with the television and entertain yourself with books, puzzles, and model kits..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kits for DIY brain surgery might solve a lot of problems in the long run.

[atomicholiday]

Run away as fast as you can from diy surgical kits…?

[A modeler named mike]

Kits are for kids, no wait it's trixs are for kids and not tricks cause those are for Johns and the girls on the street corner. 

[slusher]

Corners around here  we have an occasional man needing money..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes being unhappy more comfortable.

Edited July 9, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[JollySipper]

Comfortable can also mean complacent, which sometimes isn't a good thing.........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Thing like a bone with holes in it swimming in your soup might be a rat pelvis, depending on where you're dining tonight.

[atomicholiday]

Tonight we had Cajun rice and sausage, with a side of rat pelvis.

[A modeler named mike]

Pelvis shaken by Elvis drove all the babes wild and those same babes, now sporting gray hair still shake to the sound of his voice. 

[slusher]

Voice always liked to hear Kenny Rogers sing easy music..

[atomicholiday]

Music soothes the savage beast.

[slusher]

Beast and bad moods need soothing..

[JollySipper]

Soothing herbs can be quite helpful..........

 

[NOBLNG]

 Helpful in what way?

[A modeler named mike]

Way beyond the old way of using herbs and a lighter or was that erb and a lighter?

[Little Timmy]

Lighter was in my hand when Satan showed up in my kitchen and told me what Led Zepplin was really talking about,... then he burned my "Mac-N-Cheese". .

 

 

( don't ask me how, ... but this really happened... at least I remember it happening... )

 

Edited July 10, 2024 by Little Timmy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

"Mac-N-Cheese" is a hilarious fictional stand-up comedy team out of the heart of Hollyweird