One sentence game

[NOBLNG]

Anymore back talk from you, mom would say, and you’re grounded.

[JollySipper]

Grounded to their room isn't the punishment it used to be, as that's where all their entertainment is......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Is it me, or does the whole world smell like wet gym clothes left too long in a locker?

[slusher]

Locker I had at work was nice and clean, kept my work shoes and glasses in there..

[Ace-Garageguy]

There goes another rubber tree plant...

[A modeler named mike]

Plant your feet firmly and try not to wiggle when being fitted for cement shoes.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shoes of the fisherman often squish when he walks.

[slusher]

Walks to the mailbox in a gentle rain can be nice..

[LennyB]

Nice to see the rain has stopped and the sun is out today.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today I went to the shop early, got a lot done, and I'm taking the rest of the day off to play with the stuff I brought home from the show yesterday...but first a shower and a shave.

Edited October 27, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[Falcon Ranchero]

Shave is what I'ma gonna do before I go to school tomorrow; gotta look nice for that girl I still haven't tried to talk to but in the words of billy joel I gotta make a first time bliss

[A modeler named mike]

Bliss from a kiss is what you might  miss if you don't start the "dance" with a captivating compliment and a sincere glance.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Glance carefully, 'cause in some circles today that's known as "the male gaze" and can get you in deep deepness.

Edited October 27, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy
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[Tim W. SoCal]

deepness of a captivating compliment as well as looking her in the eye while you convey more idioms of admiration, appreciation and affection may be just what you need to do to cause that dance to start

[slusher]

Start the car a let’s get going please..

Edited October 28, 2024 by slusher

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Please and thank you" don't get around much anymore.

[slusher]

Anymore you never know if it’s acceptable for an adult to wear pajamas in public..

 

[1972coronet]

Public wearing of slothy attire is horribly common, and it speaks volumes about the flatulent blob who's decided to appear like they slept on a subway platform and then decided that a trip to the store would be a capitol idea

[slusher]

idea on her fashion today was in bad taste..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Taste the rainbow.   

[Tim W. SoCal]

Rainbow with the pot o' gold at the end is the rainbow I'm still trying to find

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Find my keys I must" said Yoda, never.

[JollySipper]

Never be like the folks around here who think they need to get a 40-foot lowboy dual axle gooseneck trailer to haul their push mower around..........

Edited October 28, 2024 by JollySipper

[slusher]

Sound of fall has been quiet with no rain this month..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Month to month expenses, like food, energy, and fuel, have gone up faster in the last few years than I've seen over the rest of the last 50+ that I've been paying my own way.