One sentence game

[LennyB]

Pickup was small but he still got all the girls because they thought it was “cute”.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Cute little trucks just might send the signal that you're not trying to compensate for anything else that's little.

[thatz4u]

little red riding hood...

 

[LennyB]

Hood was not latched completely when he took off from home, halfway to eternity the hood took off as well.

[A modeler named mike]

Well, I was behind that car and now I have a double hooded hopped up jalopy.

[LennyB]

Jalopy or not, that thing can really haul ass, I couldn't get you off my rear bumper.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bumper-car rides ain't what they used to was, because OMG OMG OMG they're DANGEROUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          

Edited November 7, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

dangerous hobbies can elicit feelings of fear and exhilaration at the same time

[LennyB]

Time has come to crack the whip and get these chariots rolling, we need to get Rome built today. 
 

Edited November 7, 2024 by LennyB

[GLMFAA1]

12 minutes ago, LennyB said:

Time has come to crack the whip and get these chariots rolling, we need to get Rome built today. 
 

Today show had a chimpanzee and Dave Garroway.......now the show only has chimpanzees.

[LennyB]

Chimpanzees have all the fun at the zoo, if I did that I’d get arrested. 

[thatz4u]

arrested for some crimes can get you life....

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life choices made when we're young and largely ignorant don't always look so good when looking back through the eyes of wisdom.

[LennyB]

Wisdom whispered in my ear from the angel on my shoulder often wins out over the devil on my other shoulder, but not always and that's what makes life interesting.

[A modeler named mike]

Interesting, I had two devils on my shoulders for some time making life a living hell and chaotic until I sought help from head and shoulders shampoo to wash away the flaky devils. 

[LennyB]

Devils went down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal, was it yours?

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Yours is mine, and mine is mine, and ours is mine" was the worldview of one of my exes.

[A modeler named mike]

Exes usually don't exercise loving xoxo unless it's followed by a ginormous alimony check.

[atomicholiday]

Check this out!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Out anyone who has a dangerous, vicious, and probably rabid pet squirrel.  

[atomicholiday]

“Squirrel!!” is exactly how I feel when I find cool models for sale.

[A modeler named mike]

Sale or no sale, Squirrel or any animal must be euthanized in order to examine the brain to check for Rabies, if no rabies are found then you're are BLAH_BLAH_BLAH_BLAH out of luck in getting your live animal back alive.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Alive" sometimes doesn't seem to be all it's cracked up to be, depending on the level of pain.

                                   

Edited November 7, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Pain is something that I prefer to avoid.

[LennyB]

Avoid the tiny little onions, they might make you sick and bring on tremendous pain.