One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Sailor jokes with a risque flavor may be inappropriate for some audiences"

[LennyB]

Audiences stood up and cheered when the stage was taken by Luciano Pavarotti

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pavarotti always makes me want sausage pizza.

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Edited December 6, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Pizza is what I had for lunch but it didn't have any sausage.

[Matt Bacon]

Sausage is a great example of two countries divided by a common language; my sausages are neat tubes like on Bill’s pizza (the best of which is called an “Orientale” in Paris, made with Merguez), but you guys make flat patties for breakfast, more like black pudding or haslet… 😜

[LennyB]

Haslet leaves out the best parts of a meatloaf mix, beef and veal. 

Edited December 6, 2024 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Veal offends some people's sensibilities because it's baby cow, but to a true carnivore, it's just mighty tasty and tender meat.

                                                   

[Tom Geiger]

Meat appeals to PETA members because PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals!  

[Tim W. SoCal]

Animals to be eaten should not include road kill

[Tom Geiger]

"Kill My Landlord" was a SNL Sketch starring Eddie Murphy

[Ace-Garageguy]

Murphy has some kinda law I've heard referred to, usually when things like wings falling off of airplanes happen.

[LennyB]

Happen to go see Eddie Murphy in concert many years ago and it shocked my ex-wife, she thought we were going to see Eddie Money

Edited December 7, 2024 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

                  Money is the root of all weevils.

[JollySipper]

Weevils usually live in cotton bolls, and are thusly named........

[slusher]

Named after a friend of my dada I didn’t get a vote..

Edited December 7, 2024 by slusher

[LennyB]

Vote for your favorite kit of the year before January gets here and we have to start all over. 

[slusher]

Over in a day but planed for a month, Christmas has gotten too much about the gifts 🎁.

[1972coronet]

Gifts , such as boxes containing  Waldo Jeffers , should be opened with care, otherwise someone's head get split-open, causing  little rhythmic arcs to pulsate in the morning sun

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sun on bananas accelerates their decay, and Warhol surely knew.

                  

[JollySipper]

Knew a man from Nantucket, I did; he was a whiz at limericks..........

[slusher]

Limerick is a short poem with five lines…

[Tim W. SoCal]

lines of cars in the staging lanes were an exciting aspect of drag racing

[slusher]

Racing is something I have gotten back into from watching it with my brother..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Brother, can you spare a dime?

[LennyB]

Dime stores used to be a great place to buy model kits, I got an AMT 61 Falcon at one back in the 80’s