Ace-Garageguy Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 "Sailor jokes with a risque flavor may be inappropriate for some audiences"
LennyB Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Audiences stood up and cheered when the stage was taken by Luciano Pavarotti
Ace-Garageguy Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 (edited) Pavarotti always makes me want sausage pizza. >>>>>>>>> Edited December 6, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy 2
LennyB Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Pizza is what I had for lunch but it didn't have any sausage.
Matt Bacon Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Sausage is a great example of two countries divided by a common language; my sausages are neat tubes like on Bill’s pizza (the best of which is called an “Orientale” in Paris, made with Merguez), but you guys make flat patties for breakfast, more like black pudding or haslet… 😜 1
LennyB Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 (edited) Haslet leaves out the best parts of a meatloaf mix, beef and veal. Edited December 6, 2024 by LennyB 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Veal offends some people's sensibilities because it's baby cow, but to a true carnivore, it's just mighty tasty and tender meat. 1
Tom Geiger Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Meat appeals to PETA members because PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals! 1 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Animals to be eaten should not include road kill 1 1
Tom Geiger Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 "Kill My Landlord" was a SNL Sketch starring Eddie Murphy 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Murphy has some kinda law I've heard referred to, usually when things like wings falling off of airplanes happen. 2
LennyB Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 (edited) Happen to go see Eddie Murphy in concert many years ago and it shocked my ex-wife, she thought we were going to see Eddie Money Edited December 7, 2024 by LennyB 4
JollySipper Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Weevils usually live in cotton bolls, and are thusly named........ 1
slusher Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 (edited) Named after a friend of my dada I didn’t get a vote.. Edited December 7, 2024 by slusher
LennyB Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Vote for your favorite kit of the year before January gets here and we have to start all over. 1 1
slusher Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Over in a day but planed for a month, Christmas has gotten too much about the gifts 🎁. 2
1972coronet Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Gifts , such as boxes containing Waldo Jeffers , should be opened with care, otherwise someone's head get split-open, causing little rhythmic arcs to pulsate in the morning sun
Ace-Garageguy Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Sun on bananas accelerates their decay, and Warhol surely knew. 1
JollySipper Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Knew a man from Nantucket, I did; he was a whiz at limericks.......... 3
Tim W. SoCal Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 lines of cars in the staging lanes were an exciting aspect of drag racing 2
slusher Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Racing is something I have gotten back into from watching it with my brother..
LennyB Posted December 7, 2024 Posted December 7, 2024 Dime stores used to be a great place to buy model kits, I got an AMT 61 Falcon at one back in the 80’s 3
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