Ace-Garageguy Posted January 2 Posted January 2 "Gas prices are poised to go up, go down, or stay the same" said a highly paid petroleum industry analyst. 1
slusher Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Analyst gathers interprets and uses data to develop that will provide answers,or improve efficiency and results..
ChrisBcritter Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Results may vary, and trust me, you don't even want to know about the side effects! 3
Ace-Garageguy Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Effects of rapidly rising food costs include significant weight loss...in the wallet.
Tom Geiger Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) Wallet sales go way up right before Christmas since everyone buys one for their dad Edited January 2 by Tom Geiger
A modeler named mike Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Dad and the gifting of a wallet seems to be a perpetual gift which makes me wonder, does a new wallet equate to more money to be loaned out in the coming year? 2
LennyB Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Year after year they make wallets smaller and smaller so it looks like they have more in them. 1
A modeler named mike Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Them wallets will eventually become obsolete and what we know as legal tender will be replaced with a chip implanted in one's hand allowing the purchaser to draw funds from their allotted account regulated by the overlord in power. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) Power is not something that people who want it should ever have. Edited January 2 by Ace-Garageguy CLARITY 4
A modeler named mike Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Have not, want not, have some, give some, need one, take one are all good proverbs to follow. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) Follow the crowd without thinking about anything, 'cause that's what you're supposed to do. Edited January 2 by Ace-Garageguy 1 3
LennyB Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts, and it's magic if the music is groovy it makes you feel happy like an old-time movie.
LennyB Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) To all of you sitting in the theater tonight we have Little Jimmy Jones tickling the ivories in accompaniment to our silent movie "The Gold Rush" Edited January 2 by LennyB
Ace-Garageguy Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Rush did a song called Red Barchetta that seems a more ominously accurate predictor of the future now than when it came out. 1
LennyB Posted January 2 Posted January 2 “Out, damned spot” yelled Lady Macbeth, unfortunately she didn't have Tide Pods 3
ChrisBcritter Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Pods can make a delicious salad but you have to cut them up before they turn into people. 3
Ace-Garageguy Posted January 2 Posted January 2 (edited) People at the top who are pushing the "own nothing, eat ze bugs, be happy" agenda would prefer everyone to be inhabiting pods in their vision of a brave new uber-egalitarian utopia...everyone but them, that is. Edited January 2 by Ace-Garageguy CLARITY 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted January 2 Posted January 2 is the younger generation ever going to have the opportunity to pursue and experience the American Dream? 1 1
LennyB Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Dreams are the subconscious trying to make sense out of all the chaos we experienced during the day. 2
Tim W. SoCal Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Day dreams about "night things" is how I like to spend my break time at work 1
A modeler named mike Posted January 2 Posted January 2 Work while you whistle or is it's whistle at chics while they work? 1
LennyB Posted January 3 Posted January 3 Work ethic like that sounds like you didn't take the Compliance Training Course, I may have to write you up for that. 2
A modeler named mike Posted January 3 Posted January 3 "That I'll be the last time sir", said I as my fingers are crossed behind my back, plus I don't remeber ever getting that memo. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted January 3 Posted January 3 Memo-receipt acknowledgement by signature was required at one company I worked for, so nobody could get away with saying they didn't know there was a meeting scheduled for 3:00 AM on February 31. 1
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