slusher Posted February 18 Posted February 18 Mentioning the condition of our street to the city street department is something I have to do to get it fixed…
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 18 Posted February 18 (edited) "Fixed" cats and dogs are actually intentionally broken so they no longer work as-designed. Edited February 18 by Ace-Garageguy
A modeler named mike Posted February 18 Posted February 18 Designed for a particular purpose but used for something totally different such as Play-Doh, bubble wrap and even Kleenex.
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 18 Posted February 18 Handkerchief dampness after use seeping into your pocket is just nasty. 1
Falcon Ranchero Posted February 18 Posted February 18 HanderChief was a great Chief at one point but now he's a lazy bum.
A modeler named mike Posted February 18 Posted February 18 (edited) Movies to be made documenting the "Skipping of poor Bill's ending word" should be out in theaters soon. (Update on actor to portray Bill, Clint Eastwood) Edited February 18 by A modeler named mike 1
Tom Geiger Posted February 18 Posted February 18 Soon I will apply for the patent on my Kleenex drying rack where you wait overnight and can fold them and put them back in the box just like new! 4
A modeler named mike Posted February 18 Posted February 18 New kleenex designs available in camo, blood splatter and green booger galore will be hitting the markets in the near future, as long as they find enough candidates to provide test samples. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 18 Posted February 18 Samples that clearly state "not for individual sale" or "not to be sold" frequently wind up at second-hand flea emporiums.
Tim W. SoCal Posted February 18 Posted February 18 emporiums of fun and frolic used to be known as Penny Arcades and Pinball games were the main attraction
LennyB Posted February 18 Posted February 18 (edited) Attractions in the past would give you a free bag of popcorn, now you need to buy your own. Edited February 18 by LennyB
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 18 Posted February 18 "Own" isn't really what you do with valuable cars, antiques, and other objets d'art; rather you take care of them for subsequent generations to enjoy or study. 3
A modeler named mike Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Study after study scientist still can only make a hypothesis that snakes on a treadmill still can't join Planet Fitness even if they lawyer up, they apparently don't have a leg to stand on. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 19 Posted February 19 On that happy note, I think I'll slither on back into my nice warm hole.
A modeler named mike Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Hole in me bucket matches the hole in me head, best I find a cork before me brains ooze out and I'm pronounced dead. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) Dead men don't drive Teslas or wear plaid shoes. Edited February 19 by Ace-Garageguy 2
A modeler named mike Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Shoes that I wore during my disco days in high school were blue suede platforms, and NO I did not wear a white leasure suit but rather silk print shirts and bell bottoms.
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) "Bottoms", ah yes, now there's a word that conjures up pleasant images. Edited February 19 by Ace-Garageguy 1
A modeler named mike Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Imagines of red bottoms reminds me of when we did wrong and got the black belt from dad, and no he did not hold a degree in martial arts. 2
LennyB Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Arts and crafts are on Tuesday afternoon and bingo is on Wednesday the woman at the head of the room exclaimed, I turned on heel as I couldn't get out of there fast enough. 2
A modeler named mike Posted February 19 Posted February 19 Enough of this mumbo jumbo, it's time to heat up the oven and get mixing on some Pillsbury Chocolate Fudge Brownies for tonight's snack. 1 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted February 19 Posted February 19 (edited) Snack eating is the only reason I'm not losing weight as fast as I'd like to, but when the store has buy-one-get-one-free, how am I supposed to resist buying junk, and if I buy it, I certainly HAVE to eat it, right??? Edited February 19 by Ace-Garageguy
Tim W. SoCal Posted February 19 Posted February 19 "right as rain" the carb guy exclaimed as he whacked the throttle on the Quadrajet open and listened to the engine sing
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