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[Tim W. SoCal]

40 winks in a rambling Rambler, or better yet, a sailing yacht while rambling, roaming, meandering and exploring the world while we're still ambulatory is something I wish my wife and I had the time and money to experience

[Little Timmy]

40 quit experience sounds like I'm babbling,  but it was the only way I could think of to get this game re-railed.

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Re-railed" is what ultimately happened to some of those tank cars that went astray in Palestine, Ohio some time back.

Edited March 31 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Back of the train and the female posterior may share a common name but speak two different languages.  

Edited March 31 by LennyB

[JollySipper]

Languages of wise men will tell her, "yes, your rear end Does look big in those, and I LOVE it!"

[A modeler named mike]

It seems that those seams are about to bust, and the phrase that comes to my mind is, "She's gonna blow!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Blow The Man Down" is an old sea shanty.

 

[slusher]

Shanty, a small crudely built shack..

[A modeler named mike]

Shack?, he's not small at all, and hardly crudely built...🙄

[slusher]

Built dwelling a shack or cabin where the lumber 🪵 Jack lives…

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Lives with spiders up her nose" is what they used to say about my old aunty Grimm.

                                              

Edited April 1 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Grimm could be the outlook of the future depending on the person….

[NOBLNG]

Person of interest is who law enforcement is looking to interrogate.

[A modeler named mike]

"interrogate all you want" said Popeye, "I's didn't eat your asparagus, cause it makes me pee turn green, just takes a look see"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"See Spot turn green as he moulders in the grave" said the Dracula Valley Elementary School reading primer.

Edited April 1 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Primer before paint when building models is an absolutely necessary step I believe that can’t be skipped.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Skipped both breakfast and lunch today, running on lard.

[thatz4u]

lard is fat, a larder is a place to store food....if you use your stomach, it become lard again

[JollySipper]

'Again' could be the last lyric to every country song ever written.........

Edited April 1 by JollySipper

[LennyB]

Written on a napkin by Sir Paul McCartney were the lyrics to “Why Don't We Do It In The Road”, to show his support for the Teenage Cancer Trust charity. 

 

Edited April 1 by LennyB

[Little Timmy]

Charity workers going door to door amuse me when they can't really describe where the money is really going.

 

( that and the fact that my door is 2 miles from the nearest pavement...)

 

 

Edited April 1 by Little Timmy
The voices told me to

[Ace-Garageguy]

Going out to get the groceries, I heard the hoot-owl who seems to come around every spring and fall.

[A modeler named mike]

Fall flat on your face and your nose will make contact first, but it will not break your fall, but rather the fall may break your nose..

Edited April 2 by A modeler named mike

[JollySipper]

Nose slime and face licks are what I wake up to every morning, thanks to my little (ok, BIG....) furry alarm clock...........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Clock slime is good to lube the hair on your tongue after licking furries.

Edited April 2 by Ace-Garageguy