One sentence game

[A modeler named mike]

Success to some is failure to others, depending on your preferences, to me the Edsel is similar to todays cybertruck.

[slusher]

Cybertruck and it’s unattractive design I believe hurts the sales of it to more people..

[A modeler named mike]

People who are mindless, if only they were like watermelons, seedless!

[slusher]

Seedless watermelon 🍉 and grapes 🍇 are so much more enjoyable…

[A modeler named mike]

Enjoyable moments such as your first kiss, first date and even your first paycheck are far more memorable than getting your first speeding ticket or your first overdraft fee levied by the bank.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bank rules require them to report certain cash transactions to the gubmint.

[A modeler named mike]

Gubmint sent me a notice from somebody named IRS dat i's owe them somes money, what they talking about?, I never got no monies, h€|| I's aint worked a daz in my life..🤦‍♂️

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life choices made early on without sufficient thought can have lifelong negative consequences, so think before you jump, kiddies.

Edited April 4 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

kiddies playing on a swing, kiddies playing in a ring, kiddies like to run and sing, kiddies playing here and there, kiddies playing everywhere

[A modeler named mike]

Everywhere there's kitties, there's usually kiddies chasing them about and asking that dreaded question, please! can we take one home.

[LennyB]

Home, home on the range, where the deer and the antelope poop which is why I have this giant pooper scooper.  

[Little Timmy]

Scooper full of poop doesn't appeal to me, that's why I have 20 acres of land so my dogs can "free range".

 

[JollySipper]

'Free Range' dogs probably taste better, it's more organic!

(Sorry, I'm a dog lover too....... )  

[Little Timmy]

Organic food with enough hot peppers in it could be called satanic.

 

[Tim W. SoCal]

satanic mechanic is what Frankenfurter offered to summon for Brad and Janet in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Ace-Garageguy]

Show me the way out of this nightmare.

[A modeler named mike]

Nightmare on Elm street is a scary concept with no way to combat old Freddie and his wickedness that he loves to unleash on his victims. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

victims of the villains in the horror movies were great for scaring your girlfriend, causing her to squeeze you tight at the drive-in

[JollySipper]

Drive-in movies were still in operation when I was young, it's where I watched 'FireStarter' for the first time, which had a house in it that belonged to one of my Dad's relatives.......

[Ace-Garageguy]

Relatives who are greedy crooks will steal from you just as quick as from anybody else.

[slusher]

Else, this warning that large amount of rain could fall in a short amount of time causing flooding!

[LennyB]

Flooding is something that doesn’t happen much to cars these days thanks to fuel injection but I still prefer a carburetor.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Carburettor" means a magic metal thingy with irrational demons living in it to most of today's "mechanics", but few of 'em ever really understood the theory, operation, and tuning of carbs anyway.

Edited April 5 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Anyway you slice it if fine for bacon and eggs, but a nice steak should always be sliced across the grain.  

[NOBLNG]

Grain needs rain if it’s going to grow.