One sentence game

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Is" means "Is this the first time I'm gonna get beat to the REPLY button today?", because, first, if you don't succeed, try again and if you don't succeed the second time, try again and again, for as Thomas Edison quipped "I haven't failed 10,000 times, I just haven't figured out the right right way to do it yet", or something along that line.

[LennyB]

Line up, line up for IS, the eighth wonder of the world, you won’t believe your eyes what it IS, a sight to behold which will astonish all who see IS, unfortunately IS ran off with IT and they haven’t been seen in days. 

[Little Timmy]

Days of debate means we have to create an oversite committee to review the word is, and then hire a bunch of lawyers to tell us this is just a "Witch hunt" .

Edited April 6 by Little Timmy
Too slow on the keyboard

[Tim W. SoCal]

hunt for info on if the upcoming Moebius '46-'47-'48 Chevy Sedan Delivery comes with the hot rod engine parts is what I'm attempting to do at present

[Ace-Garageguy]

Present participles are great fun to watch when they're dangling.

Edited April 6 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Dangling fruit can be tempting and it's flavor divine, but unless you have a ladder or can shimmy up the vine, it's precious taste will elude you because you're too scared to climb.

[A modeler named mike]

"Climb a board the Soul Train" exclaimed Don Cornelius on the hit television show SOUL TRAIN.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Train tracks disappearing in the distance always make me want to go somewhere.

Edited April 7 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Somewhere in Phanton Canyon on the F.& C. C. RY sits a steam locomotive for a photo opportunity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Opportunity rarely knocks on the same door twice.

[thatz4u]

twice I have held your life in my hands, & twice I have given it back to you, the next time your life is mine...

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Mine eyes have seen...the effects of stupid in action everywhere I look.

[thatz4u]

look..looking through you, but you have changed..

 

 

Edited April 7 by thatz4u

[Ace-Garageguy]

Changed the cat box again, and then posted a 5 minute crying rant on TikTok about how unfair it is that cats make me a perpetual victim.

Edited April 7 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Victim of a cruel and not so funny joke, Julie would never look at a banana the same way again.  

[JollySipper]

Again someone is going to have to start a sentence with the word 'again'...........

[LennyB]

 

[A modeler named mike]

Again we begin and try to not sin, but like the last time before, we find we messed up again...🥴

[Ace-Garageguy]

Again and again and again, can't anyone end a sentence with anything but "again"?

[A modeler named mike]

Again I shall try my best not to end my sentence with again, again, Oops I did it again...OH rats!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rats were butchered and sold to Japanese officers as "mouse deer" by American POWs in the novel "King Rat", and in some parts of the world, particularly in Thailand and Vietnam, roasted rat on a stick or skewer is served as a snack.

                                        

Edited April 8 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Snack on that rat all you want…I’m sticking with smokies.

[A modeler named mike]

Smokies the bear was Smokey Bears evil twin who loved playing with fire and chasing campers out of national parks by farting over their campfires causing a smelly flamethrowing streak that would singe the hair off their heads.

[slusher]

Heads of many like dying their hair in some unnatural colors..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Colors on the color wheel are broken up into primary colors (red, yellow, blue) forming the foundation, and secondary and tertiary colors (like orange, green, violet) derived from their combinations.