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[Ace-Garageguy]

Potatoes would have to be pretty big to be stuffed with a turducken.

[slusher]

Turducken makes me always think of John Madden and thanksgiving football 🏈…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Football-stuffed turducken gives another layer of chewy leathery goodness to Thanksgiving dinner.

[JollySipper]

"Dinner With The Lecters" was a cooking show that didn't catch on for some reason...........

[Tim W. SoCal]

Reason could be that they wanted to base every meal on liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti then serve it at Boldlygo, a place where man has never gone before.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Before everybody's phone had GPS and access to Mapquest and Google, it was much harder to find your way to Boldlygo than it is now.

[NOBLNG]

Now Boldlygo is over run with millennials wondering what all the fuss is about.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"About 5 pounds" is the punchline to a silly joke that posits the question "what's a henway?".

Edited Monday at 01:33 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Henway is a play on words that sent me down the rabbit hole of googling largest chickens which turned up the fact that Jersey Giants are the largest chickens on average, but the largest in the world is a Brahma rooster named Merakli who weighs almost 17 pounds and stands 2.8 feet tall.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tall chickens tell no tales.

[slusher]

Tales is something young children like to do at school…

[Tim W. SoCal]

School is where children are supposed to learn the difference between "tales and tails", "your, you're and yore" and "there, their and they're"

[ChrisBcritter]

They're going to get chastised by proofreaders if they don't.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Don't make this any harder than it has to be" he growled as he tightened his grip on a short length of rebar.

[JollySipper]

Rebar relay racing has about as much of a 'fun' factor as searching for hay in the needle stack..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stack is a leading supplier of motorsports and performance car instrumentation, including datalogging test equipment and video systems.

https://www.stackltd.com/        

Edited Monday at 11:24 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Systems in place guide and support the work force and can make a business very successful.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Successful business owners often work many more hours than their employees.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Employees that are valued, encouraged and appreciated are generally very productive, loyal and enthusiastic.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Enthusiastic employees are nice, but competent employees will let you get more sleep.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Sleep is overrated, until you're enjoying a deep, dreamy slumber, your alarm goes off and it's time to get up and get ready to go to work.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Work is hard and sweaty and icky and in general should be avoided, so become a rich yootoob influencer.

[slusher]

Influencer could be very important to someone young..  

[thatz4u]

Young at Heart...

                                                                                       

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Heart Like A Wheel" the biopic about Shirley Muldowney is a movie I can watch time after time after time.