One sentence game

[slusher]

Behoider  beauty is in  eye of the beholder is the only one I’m familiar with….

[Ace-Garageguy]

With well known or clichéd phrases, it's often quite possible to substitute a different key word to express a similar or even entirely different thought.

[mk11]

'Thought I saw'... just doesn't have the same ring as 'tawt I taw a puddy tat'.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Tat" is British slang for cheap crappola.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Crappola!" I cried, my burnout tire smoke is stinkin', the red light is blinkin', the cops are on my tail and I can't outrun a Motorola!

[slusher]

Motorola at one time a very good Tv 📺 and radio 📻 brand.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Brand her forehead with a big red A.

[thatz4u]

A-side of Beatles 45 released in Germany in March 1964..

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

1964, the year in which many believe was the birth of the muscle car.

Edited 2 hours ago by Falcon Ranchero

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car people are apparently not real good at understanding the technical definition of a sentence, as both of the entries above could have been sentences with just the tiniest extra effort....like adding the word "was" to each of them where appropriate.  

Edited 21 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Appropriate action for any form of public excitement as of the last few years seems to be whipping out the cell phone and start recording video instead of offering some  form of help.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Help" from internet experts often isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

[NOBLNG]

On to the next project I go without finishing the five I have started.🥴

[Tim W. SoCal]

Started to snore loudly, I did, so she nudged me in the ribs with her elbow and asked me to roll over.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Over my dead body" is a phrase you probably don't want to use when a highly disgruntled ex-employee wielding a double-headed axe demands you recommend them for a sensitive position in your company.

Edited 3 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy
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