One sentence game

[slusher]

Behoider  beauty is in  eye of the beholder is the only one I’m familiar with….

[Ace-Garageguy]

With well known or clichéd phrases, it's often quite possible to substitute a different key word to express a similar or even entirely different thought.

[mk11]

'Thought I saw'... just doesn't have the same ring as 'tawt I taw a puddy tat'.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Tat" is British slang for cheap crappola.

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Crappola!" I cried, my burnout tire smoke is stinkin', the red light is blinkin', the cops are on my tail and I can't outrun a Motorola!

[slusher]

Motorola at one time a very good Tv 📺 and radio 📻 brand.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Brand her forehead with a big red A.

[thatz4u]

A-side of Beatles 45 released in Germany in March 1964..

 

[Falcon Ranchero]

1964, the year in which many believe was the birth of the muscle car.

Edited July 26 by Falcon Ranchero

[Ace-Garageguy]

Car people are apparently not real good at understanding the technical definition of a sentence, as both of the entries above could have been sentences with just the tiniest extra effort....like adding the word "was" to each of them where appropriate.  

Edited July 25 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

Appropriate action for any form of public excitement as of the last few years seems to be whipping out the cell phone and start recording video instead of offering some  form of help.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Help" from internet experts often isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

[NOBLNG]

On to the next project I go without finishing the five I have started.🥴

[Tim W. SoCal]

Started to snore loudly, I did, so she nudged me in the ribs with her elbow and asked me to roll over.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Over my dead body" is a phrase you probably don't want to use when a highly disgruntled ex-employee wielding a double-headed axe demands you recommend them for a sensitive position in your company.

Edited July 26 by Ace-Garageguy
clarity

[Tim W. SoCal]

Company training is often not sufficient in equipping the trainee in executing their tasks adequately and efficiently, depriving them of the ability to perform acceptable work.

[89AKurt]

Work four letters. 🤢🤮🤧

[slusher]

Letters are handed by the post office"….

[NOBLNG]

Office work is boring but it’s easy on the knuckles.

Edited Sunday at 12:00 PM by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Knuckles may not suffer from office work (unless there tend to be a lot of bare-fist personal interactions in the workplace), but spreading behinds and syndromatificated carpal tunnels are no laughing matter.  

Edited Sunday at 01:12 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Matter of fact some of the people we know may act of character we should talk to them and make sure they are ok or just feeling bad or something else…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Else was not the name of Borden's cow.   

[Tim W. SoCal]

Cow folklore claims that chocolate milk comes from cows that are a certain shade of brown.

[slusher]

Brown cows are few around here more black one just down the road…

[Ace-Garageguy]

Road kill rarely features beef.