One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Project cars don't ever get done if nobody works on them, and in my own life, something "more important" always seems to take precedence.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Precedence of always putting others' projects first often prevented me from finishing mine, and another aggravating factor is it always seemed that when I had the time I didn't have the money and when I had the money I didn't have the time.

[thatz4u]

Time of the Season, by the Zombies, at Abbey Road studio, UK.

 

[slusher]

UK 🇬🇧 has been an ally of the United States since World War One…

[NOBLNG]

One way to skin a cat is only one of the ways. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Ways and Means, one of the oldest committees within the US House of Representatives, is specifically tasked with finding money that other agencies have created holes to dump it in.

Edited August 24 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

in deepest darkest Peru there was once a bear named Paddington, who for some reason had an upper class English accent

[Tim W. SoCal]

"Accent your interior with contrasting, yet complimentary colors", she recommended, "and your model car will really turn out nice!"

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Nice!" is something I used to say in visual appreciation of retreating pulchritude, but utter no more for crippling, shake-in-my-shoes fear of being labeled as one of those who's considered more dangerous than a bear in the woods.

Edited August 25 by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[NOBLNG]

“Woods” are pretty much a thing of the past in the game of golf.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Golf" is "flog" spelled backwards.

[stitchdup]

backwards drag racing could be fun to watch

[Ace-Garageguy]

Watch your peas and queues. 

[thatz4u]

Queues, people or objects waiting in line. UK queues & US lines, pretty much all the same.

[JollySipper]

'Same Difference' is an oxymoron that my old man used to like to use..........

[thatz4u]

[JollySipper]

You might want to get that looked at.............. 

[Tim W. SoCal]

At the same time each work day, my alarm goes off and my brain says "Well, I wonder what today's adventure is gonna be".

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Be All You Can Be" shooda been the Salvation Army's motto.

DISCLAIMER: This poor unfortunate man is not being mocked here. In the first place, he's an actor/model, and in the second place, homelessness and substance abuse are very real and serious problems that could benefit from focused personal development programs administered by charitable organizations.

Edited August 26 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

 Motto of Possum Lodge is "Quando omni flunkus moritati," which translates to "When all else fails, play dead."

[Ace-Garageguy]

Dead men have neither need nor desire to polish their shoes.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Shoes belong on your feet, not on your head.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Head cheese" may possibly be the most disgusting name for a lunch meat I've ever heard.

[NOBLNG]

Heard of blood sausage have you?

[Ace-Garageguy]

You just have to wonder about the first person who thought a lobster looked like it might be tasty.

Edited August 27 by Ace-Garageguy