Ace-Garageguy Posted November 23 Posted November 23 Falling down and not being able to get up is supposed to be one of the terrors of becoming an old fossil, but so far, it hasn't been much of an issue for this geezer. 1
Trainwreck Posted November 23 Posted November 23 Geezer Butler was the bassist for Black Sabbath until he retired.
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 23 Posted November 23 Retired geezers might need butlers, but retired butlers probably don't need butlers and probably couldn't afford them even if they did. 1
JollySipper Posted November 23 Posted November 23 That would be Jaleel White, whose character 'Urkel' drove a little Isetta in the show Family Matters............ (back when TV was still pretty wholesome...... )
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 23 Posted November 23 "Matters" should never be confused with "maters", which is short for to-maters, but uppity folks call 'em "tomatoes". 1
Perspect Scale Modelworks Posted November 23 Posted November 23 (edited) Tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables. Edited November 23 by Perspect Scale Modelworks Spelling 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 23 Posted November 23 Vegetables have a pretty good chance of being elected to public office. 4
Trainwreck Posted November 23 Posted November 23 (edited) Office of the department of redundancy department office, how may I direct your call? Edited November 24 by Trainwreck 2
Perspect Scale Modelworks Posted November 24 Posted November 24 Saul didn't take my call because he was shopping at the mall looking for a new outfit to wear this fall. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 24 Posted November 24 (edited) Fall off a ladder while cleaning your gutters if you want some time off from work and don't mind a little pain. Edited November 24 by Ace-Garageguy
Trainwreck Posted November 24 Posted November 24 Pain, it is said, comes in waves but as we age the ripples become tsunamis. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 24 Posted November 24 Beach babes in bikinis used to really make my day, but I think we're not allowed to notice anymore, especially if we're creepy, old, and toothless. 2
Trainwreck Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Toothless and timid doesn't get one very far in life. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Life insurance won't do me much good when I'm gone.
Trainwreck Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Gone are the days of great music and cars with character. 2
mk11 Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Character of a man can be judged by the way he treats those who can't fight back and those who can do nothing for him. 3
Trainwreck Posted November 25 Posted November 25 (edited) Him and hymn should never be entertained as having the same meaning. Edited November 25 by Trainwreck 2
Perspect Scale Modelworks Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Meaning can sometimes be found in the smallest details. 1
ChrisBcritter Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Details of South American howler monkeys are prehensile, meaning they can use them to hang from tree branches. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted November 25 Posted November 25 Branches of gubmint at the federal level in the USA were designed to provide for separation of powers, a system of checks and balances, and limit the disruption those howler monkeys can get up to if left to their own devices. 2
Trainwreck Posted November 25 Posted November 25 (edited) Devices created to further mankind's development often come at the price of human stagnation. Edited November 25 by Trainwreck 2
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