One sentence game

[89AKurt]

Mo rain falling!

[Ace-Garageguy]

Falling down and not being able to get up is supposed to be one of the terrors of becoming an old fossil, but so far, it hasn't been much of an issue for this geezer.

[Trainwreck]

Geezer Butler was the bassist for Black Sabbath until he retired.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Retired geezers might need butlers, but retired butlers probably don't need butlers and probably couldn't afford them even if they did.

[thatz4u]

[JollySipper]

That would be Jaleel White, whose character 'Urkel' drove a little Isetta in the show Family Matters............

(back when TV was still pretty wholesome...... )

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Matters" should never be confused with "maters", which is short for to-maters, but uppity folks call 'em "tomatoes".

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables. 

Edited Sunday at 10:36 PM by Perspect Scale Modelworks
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[Ace-Garageguy]

Vegetables have a pretty good chance of being elected to public office.

[Trainwreck]

Office of the department of redundancy department office, how may I direct your call?  

Edited yesterday at 12:44 AM by Trainwreck

[Ace-Garageguy]

Call Saul.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Saul didn't take my call because he was shopping at the mall looking for a new outfit to wear this fall.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fall off a ladder while cleaning your gutters if you want some time off from work and don't mind a little pain.

Edited yesterday at 12:46 PM by Ace-Garageguy

[Trainwreck]

Pain, it is said, comes in waves but as we age the ripples become tsunamis.

[LennyB]

Tsunamis can just ruin a nice day at the beach.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Beach babes in bikinis used to really make my day, but I think we're not allowed to notice anymore, especially if we're creepy, old, and toothless.

[Trainwreck]

Toothless and timid doesn't get one very far in life.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life insurance won't do me much good when I'm gone.

[Trainwreck]

Gone are the days of great music and cars with character.

[mk11]

Character of a man can be judged by the way he treats those who can't fight back and those who can do nothing for him. 

[Trainwreck]

Him and hymn should never be entertained as having the same meaning.

Edited 15 hours ago by Trainwreck

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Meaning can sometimes be found in the smallest details.

 

[ChrisBcritter]

Details of South American howler monkeys are prehensile, meaning they can use them to hang from tree branches. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Branches of gubmint at the federal level in the USA were designed to provide for separation of powers, a system of checks and balances, and limit the disruption those howler monkeys can get up to if left to their own devices.

[Trainwreck]

Devices created to further mankind's development often come at the price of human stagnation.

Edited 2 hours ago by Trainwreck