One sentence game

[Trainwreck]

Cents or pennies, when hoarded in vast quantities just become heavy and cumbersome to return.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Return to your roots, and plant your feet in the garden.

[Rob Hall]

Garden is cold, frozen and wet today. 

[Trainwreck]

Today seems like a good day to drink coffee and ponder the lessons of my life's insanity.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Insanity is using the same painting procedure that made a horrible mess the last 10 times you tried it and believing "it'll work THIS time"...but then again, that may just be stupidity.

[Trainwreck]

Stupidity can be recognized in most cases just by engaging in conversation. 

[LennyB]

Conversation with a dog is generally more enlightening then with some of the people in this world and maybe even the next.

[Ace-Garageguy]

^^^   Next conversation I have with the neighbor's dog, I'll tell him you said that.

[LennyB]

That would be swell, for as far as I can tell, he has desire to please, if you get on your knees, and rub behind the ear,  until Happy New Year.

[Trainwreck]

Year older a few more aches and pains and deeper in debt, , , , sounds legit.

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[JollySipper]

'Legit' is something you don't want to be too much of, or you won't be able to quit...........  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Quit yer...whatever you was doin!!!

[Trainwreck]

Doin' it right the first time is the best way to ensure customer loyalty .

[LennyB]

Loyalty points are just another scam to get you to buy more stuff that you don't need.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Need" isn't the same as "want real bad, Mommy, and I want it NOW!!!!!", but there's no shortage of 'adults' who don't grasp the difference.

[Trainwreck]

Difference is, it makes no difference.

[89AKurt]

Difference is the new what is is. 😏

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Baby, the rain must fall.

[LennyB]

Fall is the season where the leaves fall, but the next one is the season where we fall thanks to the icy sidewalks.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Sidewalks probably won't make it to my neighborhood until it's bulldozed to build a new cluster of McMansions.

[Trainwreck]

McMansions are owned by those who hoard the most greens.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Greens covered in dandelions would be more fun to putt on in my opinion, especially after the heads had all gone to seed.

                                        

Edited 6 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy
punctiliousness

[Trainwreck]

Seed bearing Dandelions don't last long in my yard as I'm often entertained by the inferno they create when set ablaze.

[LennyB]

Ablaze in a battle of glory my dandelions went up in smoke, wait that wasn't dandelions.