One sentence game

[BeakDoc]

Sizes must have gotten smaller over the years, because XL tee shirts are much snugger on me than they used to be.

[misterNNL]

Be like me and wonder how the water softer salt suppliers after able to get 80 pounds of salt into those 40 pound size plastic bags.

[NOBLNG]

Bags around the midsection may be making those sizes seem smaller.

Edited February 28, 2023 by NOBLNG

[Ace-Garageguy]

Smaller and smaller general intelligence levels are a measurable trend, contradicting the oft cited but misunderstood "Flynn effect".

[misterNNL]

Effect of advancing age are most definitely evident in our household as we are both 80 now.

[thatz4u]

Now is the time to downsize your collection

[Ace-Garageguy]

Collection agencies don't always bother to get their information 100% straight prior to initiating actions.

[Calb56]

Actions are more demonstrative of character than words.

[1972coronet]

Words spoken whilst open-mouth chewing is one of my pet peeves

[Classicgas]

Peeves include drivers not paying attention.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Attention spans of goldfish are longer than some of the "device" addicted; look it up.

https://statenews.com/article/2022/01/having-the-attention-span-of-a-goldfish-may-no-longer-be-the-the-joke-you-think-it-is?ct=content_open&cv=cbox_latest

Edited February 28, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Up was a cartoon movie.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Movie time at my house is usually after a hard day's work, when I just want to turn my brain off and stare mindlessly at something and drool like Homer.

[Classicgas]

Homer is a cartoon character and a baseball score.

[misterNNL]

Score keeping in a marriage is not a smart move.

[Calb56]

Move out would be my only option if I tried to keep score, but I'm terrible with math fortunately. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fortunately for folks in the flimflam business, most people aren't too great with math...or logic.

Edited February 28, 2023 by Ace-Garageguy

[misterNNL]

Logic tells me there is probably no way to get even with the darn scam phone callers that interrupt us all day long with their nuisance calling.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Calling people to try to trick them out of money really has to be one of the lowest bottom-feeder professions.

[BeakDoc]

Professions of regret ring hollow from the mouths of narcissists.

[1972coronet]

Narcissists enjoy reflecting upon their life

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life is, to a large extent, what you make it.

[misterNNL]

It is extremely important to keep a positive attitude and avoid negative people.

[Ace-Garageguy]

People, people who eat people, they're the hungriest people in the world...

[misterNNL]

World hot dog eating champion has switched to pistachio nuts according to a new commercial I saw today.

Edited March 1, 2023 by misterNNL
Darn spell correct got me again.