One sentence game

[stitchdup]

gleened de dindow said the window cleaner with the broken jaw

[Ace-Garageguy]

Jaw all day long instead of working, and you won't accomplish much.

[atomicholiday]

Much has been said in this topic today.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Today it was pretty stupid out, but the forecast is for it to be stupider over the weekend.

[atomicholiday]

Weekend Warrior is a Ted Nugent song.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Song dynasty was founded by Emperor Taizu of Song, who usurped the throne of the Later Zhou dynasty, went on to conquer the rest of the Ten Kingdoms, and ruled from 960 to 1279...just a little before my time.

[1972coronet]

Time to fix the fence, now that the horse is out of the stable 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Stable your horses securely, lest they're stolen away in the night by marauding Huns.

Edited March 16, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[atomicholiday]

Huns will ruin your day every time.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Time is a funny thing, sometimes seeming to race by and sometimes seeming to drag.

Edited March 16, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Drag is a form of auto racing...

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Racing improves the breed", so it is said.

[A modeler named mike]

Said to me by my dad as I was a teenager that its best to marry an ugly girl who is an orphan because no one will steal her from you and she'll love you for ever.

[stitchdup]

evergreen trees do not capture as much carbon as the large leaf variations of other species

[Ace-Garageguy]

Species of cats interbreeding can make for some interesting kitties.  

Edited March 16, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[A modeler named mike]

Kitties can grow to large amounts in high stake poker games.

Edited March 16, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Games some women play trying to make me jealous just make me disgusted, after which I walk away.

[1972coronet]

"Away with another wheel which goes Boeing ! when it hits something in its path"

Edited March 17, 2024 by 1972coronet
*TYPO*

[slusher]

Path for walking through park is always real nice..

[atomicholiday]

Nice guys finish last.

[slusher]

Last some times is a good thing …

[A modeler named mike]

Thing to remember is a Last Will and Testament is very important for us older folks to have in place because if you don't the state can take possession of all your belongings (Intestate) and your family gets screwed.

Edited March 17, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[thatz4u]

screwed is how I attached the tags to the bumpers...

[Kit Karson]

Bumpers made of rubber come on baby carriages!

[slusher]

Carriages expecting moms buy the big expensive ones and use them once".