One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Nice guys finish last, at least that's what she said..........

[slusher]

Said  she, but didn’t know nice guys move on and find shone one better..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Better to start a vegetable garden than complain about high prices..

[slusher]

Prices are what they are we have to do the best we can..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Can the extra vegetables you grow in your garden.

Edited October 2, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Garden muh stash I am.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Am I going to blithely accept everything I'm told?

[thatz4u]

told you so Mom said after I returned home.....

 

[atomicholiday]

Home is where I’m headed soon, and straight to the bench.?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Bench presses do fine for your delts and pecs, but nada for your glutes.  

[Tim W. SoCal]

glutes are the three muscles that compose the buttocks area of your body

[1972coronet]

Body and brain of mine are past their best if used by date

[Ace-Garageguy]

Date palms aren't native to the Great Frozen North.

[Tim W. SoCal]

North of where I live are the BEAUTIFUL Mojave and Sonora Deserts, not to be confused with desserts

[slusher]

Desserts can be way too sweet..

[thatz4u]

Sweet Home Alabama...

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Alabama has some beautiful places.

[Falcon Ranchero]

Places, such as school, would be nicer to go to if I hand my own vehicle to get me there; prospect buy 1985 Impala 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Impala legs on a chimp would look pretty silly.   

[Tim W. SoCal]

Silly Willie invited Bronco Billy to his house for a bowl of chili

[A modeler named mike]

Chili Willie, cousin of Silly Willie gave Bronco Billy the cold shoulder for jumping and kicking at the kitchen table.

Edited October 3, 2024 by A modeler named mike

[Ace-Garageguy]

Table tennis would be more interesting played with basketballs.

[Tim W. SoCal]

basketballs and baseball bats would make this new form of table tennis a sport that could get pretty exciting

[Ace-Garageguy]

Exciting pastimes like making sculptures from dryer lint pale in comparison to collecting, cataloguing, and mounting navel fuzz.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8084594/Librarian-collects-26-years-of-belly-button-fluff.html

Edited October 4, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Fuzz at one time like rhe 70’s was a nic name for the police..