One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Gay" means "happy and carefree" and that's all I have to say on that topic

[1972coronet]

Tropic of Cancer was a Boston favourite... as well as George Costanza's gym teacher ( "Can't-stand-ya !")

[Tim W. SoCal]

teacher told us "someone needs to read more carefully or get their eyes checked"

[Ace-Garageguy]

Checked airline baggage that goes unclaimed for three months can be sold, often at auction.

[slusher]

Auction can be fun, they sell a little of everything..

[LennyB]

Everything she does is magic but why doesn’t she do that to me?

[A modeler named mike]

Me, Shme and wee went off to war together, me made it back, shme got smeared and wee went wee wee all the way to Rome.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Rome is where you're supposed to do as the Romans.

[LennyB]

Romans filled the coliseum waiting for the festivities to start but is was a big disappointment when the lions came out as all they did was fart. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Fart can exhaust systems add at least 100 horsepower and make everyone think your clapped out Toyota or Honda is a real race car that probably ran at LeMans.

Edited December 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[JollySipper]

LeMans circuit is called Circuit de la Sarthe on the game Gran Turismo........

[Ace-Garageguy]

Turismo Bodine's mother was going to name him Superleggera, but changed her mind.

[A modeler named mike]

"Mind over matter, just eat the cockroachs and move on", said the lunch lady. 

[LennyB]

Lady Godiva never bought of the rack, instead she showed off her own.  

[Ace-Garageguy]

Own nothing, be happy, and eat ze bugs.   

Edited December 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Bugs says, "What's Up Doc?"

[Ace-Garageguy]

                           Doc Martens hold you to the ground in case of high wind.

[stitchdup]

wind up your electrical cords after use unless your kid needs a puzzle

[Ace-Garageguy]

Puzzle toys may result in improvement in problem-solving ability, or much throwing and smashing and stomping and crying.

[LennyB]

Crying is often viewed as cathartic, meaning it helps release feelings of stress and helps modulate chemicals in the body, such as decreasing the cortisol and increasing oxytocin and endorphins, and makes people feel better.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Better Living Through Chemistry" was a variant of an advertising slogan used by DuPont as far back as 1935, but the last several unencumbered-by-knowledge generations have adopted it oh-so-cleverly to refer to drug use.

Edited December 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[stitchdup]

use otta no bi nou at nuttin offa ta ai ys zpelt rite zos use batr git wint wae hid

[Ace-Garageguy]

HID lamps (high intensity discharge) have greater energy efficiency than incandescent lamps, emitting more lumens per watt, and are, to me, the best choice for ultra bright long-range headlights.

Edited December 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy

[LennyB]

Headlights I said, not head lice, do you have something you need to tell us?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Us lice are offended by that remark, and consider an infestation to be interspecies cultural enrichment on a personal level.

Edited December 31, 2024 by Ace-Garageguy