One sentence game

[Ace-Garageguy]

Undergrowth in your shorts can make you walk funny.

[LennyB]

Funny is something many strive for when posting these sentences, some fail while others succeed and then there are those that we all wonder, "what planet is this person from?

[A modeler named mike]

From planets like Uranus are some of the cr@pp€$+ dingle berries that ever wondered the galaxy. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Galaxy" and "dingle berries" probably don't show up in the same sentences very often.

[LennyB]

Often times people think of a Galaxie having a big block engine, but in 1963 Ford put the 260 in it and it couldn't outrun a dingle berry if it tried.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Tried to outrun a dingle berry is something I've never done, but there's always tomorrow.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Tomorrow you can come to Southern California, Bill, where there are way too many dingle berries driving on the freeways that you can easily outrun if they don't swerve in front of you as you're attempting to pass.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pass me the taters and gravy please Ma, and I'll have some more meatloaf too if you don't mind.

[A modeler named mike]

Mind you, I hope that's Meatloaf the tastey dish made from ground beef and not Meatloaf the sweaty singer.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Singer Porsches don't sew, and Singer sewing machines don't go.

Edited March 21 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Go back to the modeling bench and put the keyboard aside for awhile.

[LennyB]

Awhile ago I saw Grandma Moses drive her Porsche to the Singer Bowl to buy a sewing machines, but when she got there she discovered it was a sports arena and that night they had boxing matches which made her happy as she was a featherweight.

 

Edited March 21 by LennyB

[thatz4u]

featherweight wheelchair claims to be the world's lightest manual wheelchair

Edited March 21 by thatz4u

[NOBLNG]

Wheelchair is something you could add a v8 to…heck AMT did it to a coffin!😬

[Ace-Garageguy]

Coffin-racers save time; if they crash terminally, they're already boxed and ready to plant.

Edited March 21 by Ace-Garageguy

[NOBLNG]

Plant my butt in the drivers seat I would, cause that looks like fun!

[LennyB]

Fun on the way down, not so much fun when you have to walk all the way back up dragging your own coffin.  

[stitchdup]

coffin an spluttering the tractor roared into first place and consigned horses to the glue factory

[LennyB]

 Factory whistle blows man rises from bed and puts on his clothes man takes his lunch, walks out in the morning light it's the work, the working, just the working life.

 

Edited March 21 by LennyB

[Ace-Garageguy]

Life bites a big one and then you die, so a sense of humor helps.

Edited March 21 by Ace-Garageguy

[Tim W. SoCal]

helps to have a good sense of humor and a pretty healthy and active imagination to contribute to this MCM Forums thread

[slusher]

Threads being funny helps the stress level..

[Ace-Garageguy]

Level up to "thread the needle", a parking-lot driving game we'd occasionally play, moving tall pylons closer and closer together, and trying to drive between them fast without doing any damage to anything; worst I ever did was shatter a mirror.

Edited March 22 by Ace-Garageguy

[slusher]

Mirror on both vehicles have a bird looking at itself and leaving unwanted memories everyday..

[LennyB]

Everyday in every way I work my butt off just to get my pay