LennyB Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Boy, the doctor said to the mother in bed, a hard labor it had been the worst he’d ever seen, then off the baby flew all around the zoo, and landed in a tree as happy as could be. 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 22 Posted March 22 (edited) "Be All You Can Be" said the Army recruitment poster. Edited March 22 by Ace-Garageguy 1
LennyB Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Poster for the army featuring Laurel and Hardy might get more recruits. 1 1
slusher Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Recruits for the military are mostly high school graduates who want to earn money for college.. 3
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 22 Posted March 22 (edited) Recruits to any endeavor or group kinda like to know what the mission is with no ambiguity...if they're the kind of people you want to recruit. College degrees in many majors today cost a lot and leave graduates virtually unemployable. Edited March 22 by Ace-Garageguy 3
Little Timmy Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Politicians will get me started on a 4 hour rant that will result in me getting banned for life. 1 3
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 22 Posted March 22 (edited) Politicians always seem to magically get hugely rich on smallish salaries. Life strategies should include long-term planning for the future, no matter what happens. Edited March 22 by Ace-Garageguy simultaneous post 2
LennyB Posted March 22 Posted March 22 Happens whenever you’re not looking, someone sneaks in under the wire seconds before you hit submit reply. 3 3
Tim W. SoCal Posted March 23 Posted March 23 reply in an obnoxious tone to the traffic cop that stopped you and you'll probable go home with a notice to appear in court 1
A modeler named mike Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Court jesters and clowns are frowned on in today's criminal courts, but isn't that what most defendants are? 2
NOBLNG Posted March 23 Author Posted March 23 “Are you talking to me” is one of Robert DeNiros’ lines from the movie Taxi Driver.
A modeler named mike Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Driver of the runaway shopping cart was last seen in isle 3, wearing toilet paper rolls and tampons. 3
LennyB Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Tampons are not in isle 3, they are in 10 so this guy has been running around for quite a while like a lunatic. 3
LennyB Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Midol is the feminine vernacular for Midas, they only hire woman mechanics 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 23 Posted March 23 (edited) "Mechanics" and "technicians" who are nothing but parts-changers who can't do anything without scan-tools and yoo toob are different species entirely. Edited March 23 by Ace-Garageguy 1 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted March 23 Posted March 23 6 minutes ago, Ace-Garageguy said: "Mechanics" and "technicians" who are nothing but parts-changers who can't do anything without scan-tools and yoo toob are different species entirely. Entirely TOO MANY of these poorly to non skilled imbeciles are seeking employment in the motor vehicle maintenance and repair industry at the time being 1
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Being a good mechanic was always something I took pride in because it requires a depth of knowledge, experience, and decision-making ability few ever realize, but being associated with the current crop through "professional classification" is disheartening 2 1
Tim W. SoCal Posted March 23 Posted March 23 disheartening as it is, it also disturbs me deeply that those "less experienced" in our midst are predominantly too stuck on themselves, prideful and just plain ignorant to take advantage of what we can teach them 2 1
Little Timmy Posted March 23 Posted March 23 Laddy is a British term that my spell check / auto-correct keeps changing to lady. 2
Ace-Garageguy Posted March 23 Posted March 23 (edited) Lady and laddy are kinda polar opposites, but it all depends on what your definition of "is" is. Edited March 23 by Ace-Garageguy 2
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