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[Ace-Garageguy]

Part of the reason I like coffee is no matter how much you drink late at night, there's no hangover.

[JollySipper]

Hangover symptoms include doing the technicolor yawn, or calling 'Ralph' on the big white phone...........

[slusher]

Phone in the home down too is almost 15 almost 15% because of cell phones.

 

Edited August 1 by slusher
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[Tim W. SoCal]

"Phones" entered in an internet search will bring up HUNDREDS of pages of ads for phones of the cellular variety.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Variety stores" went the way of payphones and the dodo bird.

[Calb56]

Bird... wait, don't you mean drone because everyone knows birds aren't real.

https://hub.jhu.edu/2024/02/07/birds-arent-real/

[Ace-Garageguy]

Real drones don't eat seeds, but the birds around here sure do, and turn it into poo, too.

[Calb56]

Too funny, actually my wife has an attempted murder (not quite large enough to be a murder of crows) that meets her each morning at her shop and they really like peanuts in the shell 

Edited August 1 by Calb56

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shell gasoline won't power drone birds, but if they install fast EV chargers, watch out.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Out in my yard I have to keep removing Mexican Fan Palm sprouts planted by birds pooping the seeds.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Seeds are where a lot of the hot is in jalapenos.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Jalapenos off the smoker grill are some of my favorite additions to my hamburgers.

[JollySipper]

Hamburgers here are sometimes topped with chili and cole slaw........

[89AKurt]

Slaw reduction surgery?

[Ace-Garageguy]

Surgery to remove 10 pounds of ugly fat could often be accomplished by headectomy.

Edited August 2 by Ace-Garageguy

[thatz4u]

Headectomy done on video in 30 minutes..

 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Minutes spent in prep-work can save hours of fixing messes.

[Calb56]

Messes were made between my ex-wife and myself, though she got to pretend that I was the only villain in that story.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Story telling by those drinking around a campfire can be entertaining and tales are often embellished by exaggerating the details.

[JollySipper]

Details that can't be done cleanly by myself usually get omitted, as poorly done details do more to detract from the model than them being left out.......

[Calb56]

Out of my life are all of my previous addictions but one and this one provides me the opportunity to remain in polite society.

Edited August 2 by Calb56

[slusher]

Out today feels like a fall day."

[Tim W. SoCal]

Society tends to irritate the snot out of me, out in the wilderness where you can look into the night sky and admire the stars of the Milky Way is where I'd like to be.

[thatz4u]

Be who you are, & be the best one in the group.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Group-think makes me wanna puke.