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[Ace-Garageguy]

Part of the reason I like coffee is no matter how much you drink late at night, there's no hangover.

[JollySipper]

Hangover symptoms include doing the technicolor yawn, or calling 'Ralph' on the big white phone...........

[slusher]

Phone in the home down too is almost 15 almost 15% because of cell phones.

 

Edited 8 hours ago by slusher
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[Tim W. SoCal]

"Phones" entered in an internet search will bring up HUNDREDS of pages of ads for phones of the cellular variety.

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Variety stores" went the way of payphones and the dodo bird.

[Calb56]

Bird... wait, don't you mean drone because everyone knows birds aren't real.

https://hub.jhu.edu/2024/02/07/birds-arent-real/

[Ace-Garageguy]

Real drones don't eat seeds, but the birds around here sure do, and turn it into poo, too.

[Calb56]

Too funny, actually my wife has an attempted murder (not quite large enough to be a murder of crows) that meets her each morning at her shop and they really like peanuts in the shell 

Edited 7 hours ago by Calb56

[Ace-Garageguy]

Shell gasoline won't power drone birds, but if they install fast EV chargers, watch out.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Out in my yard I have to keep removing Mexican Fan Palm sprouts planted by birds pooping the seeds.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Seeds are where a lot of the hot is in jalapenos.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Jalapenos off the smoker grill are some of my favorite additions to my hamburgers.

[JollySipper]

Hamburgers here are sometimes topped with chili and cole slaw........

[89AKurt]

Slaw reduction surgery?