One sentence game

[JollySipper]

Defibrillator be darned, I'm gonna eat this here Porterhouse..............

[Ace-Garageguy]

Porterhouse would be nice for dinner, but it's Sunday and I can't refi my house today.

[Tim W. SoCal]

Today is the day I need to replace the broken shoe laces and polish my work shoes so I can wear them to work tomorrow.

[JollySipper]

Tomorrow is hopefully a good day for you, it being Monday and all..........

[Ace-Garageguy]

All Mondays aren't bad, it's just having to get up in the dark and break the ice on the terlet that's annoying...especially when you forget to break the ice.

[Perspect Scale Modelworks]

Ice melts at 0°C/32°F at standard atmospheric pressure. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

Pressure and temperature can adversely affect arthritis pain.

[JollySipper]

Pain in your tummy is just natures way of telling you that you shouldn't have had that chili for breakfast............

[Tim W. SoCal]

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day according to the people who market breakfast products.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Products marketed specifically to geezers are so universally unappealing, it almost makes me hate myself...until I look at the stuff marketed to everybody else.

[Trainwreck]

Else I can think of something else, this is my sentence. 

[LennyB]

Sentence came down the assembly line in a hurry and the AI machine spit out the jumble of words to everyone's astonishment because for once they made sense. 

[Ace-Garageguy]

"Sense" doesn't apparently rank high with what developers are trying to achieve with AI, which is really no surprise seein' as how most people accepted Google's often just-flat-wrong gibberish for years with no complaints, and after getting something equally clueless from AI, those same people can now be even more convinced of their instant no-effort expertise.

Edited 2 hours ago by Ace-Garageguy

[89AKurt]

Expertise driving skills helps with only 2WD.

Edited 1 hour ago by 89AKurt
And a shovel LOL, added pic.

[Tim W. SoCal]

2WD vehicles with north - south oriented high performance V8s and limited slip rear axles have provided the most fun of any vehicle I have ever driven.

[NOBLNG]

Driven to the edge of insanity is how I feel while building some of these old AMT kits.

[Ace-Garageguy]

Kits that aren't anything but basswood sticks, scribed wood sheet, some wire, a few small cast detail parts, decals, and instructions don't appeal to the masses...but they're pure joy to this guy.

Edited 2 minutes ago by Ace-Garageguy