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You are now officially a member of the Old Goats Society !

Welcome !

One and only rule ... Grow older , never grow up !

Happy birthday , Virgil , with many more to come !

The Old Man

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LOL, Lane, thank you! Yes, it's turning out to be a great 50th! Even General EYEGORE is wearing a birthday hat and chasing after one of the Pinata strings!

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Many Happy Returns Dr Cranky! Hope you're around for many more. I keep checking the Styrene Lounge and checking the blog to see what's going on in the Lab Rat Ory. Hope Eyegore gave you a nice birthday present. Say more Zombie hunting weaponry. ;):D

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Q: Why is a failed romance more painful for people over 50?

A: You wake up with an aching heart AND an aching back.

Q: How can a wife increase the heart rate of her 50-year-old husband?

A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: What do you call a 50-year-old man with no gray hair?

A: Bald.

Q: How can people tell when they've entered their autumn years?

A: Their shadows are wider.

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The joys of life over 50:

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

You can have a wild party and the neighbors won't even realize it.

People won't call after 9 PM because they don't want to wake you up.

From now on, things you buy won't wear out.

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

You don't bother trying to hold your stomach in anymore, no matter who walks into the room.

Your eyes can't get much worse.

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

You can't remember who sent you this list.

I say we all raise a glass of prune juice in Cranky's honor! :P

BTW... you're now officially allowed to yell at kids to get off your lawn! :lol:

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Sorry Im late for the party. Happy Birthday Doc!!!!! May you never feel all gunky and rusty like the wonderful models you share with us all!!!!!! Cheers and may u enjoy many more!!!!!

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It was strange when I turned 50. Suddenly people started calling me sir and fast food restaurants were giving me senior discounts.

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THANK YOU, Lee!

Yes, the Old Doctor is amazed he's made it to 50

and still feeling nifty, looking a bit ratty, and a bit batty,

but that's okay, he still ain't getting a Maserati!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

here is your maserati

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happy birthday

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