slusher Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joker Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Now that's funny right thar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belugawrx Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 hahaha good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramfins59 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Cool snake...!!! I'm a J.D. lover myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Irwin Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Give a man a fish and he will eat for one meal, teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer for the rest of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PappyD340 Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraman Posted March 17, 2014 Share Posted March 17, 2014 Thanks for the laugh Carl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie8575 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 That's funny! Reminds me of my favorite fishing story. Game warden notices one crusty old guy always has his daily limit out of a large pond, even when other fishermen rarely catch more than one fish a day. The other fishermen who frequent the lake have all varieties of fancy new gear, but the old guy just uses a cane pole and a battered creel. This goes on quite a while, and finally the game warden can't help himself. He spots the old guy returning from a fishing trip with another load of fish. He stops him and inquires into his success. The old guy tells him, "I just fish." The old guy revealed no secret strategies or formulas, but said it all depended on the bait. The warden tells the old guy he wished he could fish like that, and before you know it, the old guy invites the warden to go along - on his next day off. Warden show up on his day off and gets in the old guy's boat. They row out to the far side of the lake and stop where the old guy says a lot of fish are ready for the taking. Barely containing his excitement, the warden readies his rod and reel for the old guy's special bait. The old guy reaches into his creel and pulls out a stick of dynamite . . . he lights it and tosses into the lake. Boom! A bunch of stunned fish surface and the old guy nets half his daily limit. Warden is shocked! He says, "You can't do that! It's illegal! You can't throw dynamite into the lake to bring fish up! I can't believe you did that. And right in front of me. You can't do that!" The old guy pulls another stick of dynamite out of the creel, lights it, and hands it to the warden, who absent mindedly grasps it. The old guy says, "Now. You gonna keep jabbering on, or you gonna fish?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skydime Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 That's pretty good, and I hate snakes! Say, didn't we used to have a joke thread? Maybe we should move this to that thread and use Carl's contribution to revive it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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