Belugawrx Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 YEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 What is it? Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clovis Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) What is it? Scott It looks like another concept car. The manufacturer says it is the new ______________ model that is planned go into into production in late 2016 or 2017. It is aimed at the youth market, that allows them to capture the thrill and aura of owning a convertible. "Our highly intensive test market groups are giving it rave reviews" says Jim Smith, President of Design and Development of __________. "Everyone says 'build it!!!'" Early reports tell us that the 21 to 35 age bracket loves the 375 horsepower engine, which is now fully integrated into our Green-and-Go fuel saving software system." Smith adds that he foresees "a newly developed electric-gas hybrid will allow this drop top to get 47 MPG city; 59 MPG highway." Tommy Talltalker says that the new __________ is based on the common platform that has been a popular seller in Europe, even though no one has ever heard of that model, anywhere in the world. "The _________ has enjoyed immense popularity in many European markets. This car is ripe for the US market, and car buyers will flock to the showrooms to see it." "We are also very excited about the new Drive-It-Your-Way app, which was developed in a partnership with software developer, __________" says Joanne Womanstouch. "The new app allows you to start the car from your home, and as an added security feature, allows us to track your car in the event that it is ever stolen." Ms. Womanstouch adds that "the new ___________ model will feature an iPod port, an iPhone port, an iPad port, and a secondary dock for the driver's lap top. In today's real-time world, we understand the importance of never missing a phone call, text, or email. We are also adding a camera to every model, so the driver can make YouTube videos without having to mess with a smart phone, and will be able to upload those vlogs, on the go." One extra feature on this new car is that you will no longer have to manually hit the power lock button, or hold down the power window button to activate on your car. Drivers can now text commands to the car from their smart device, while they are driving. "Consumers are telling us that they don't like to have to lean forward in their cars, or even move their hands to use a button" says Johnny Geekotech. "The new __________ will be button free, dial free, hands free, and completely wireless.The next generation app that we are developing will allow the driver to completely operate and drive the car by means of a video screen or video game. The next generation of drivers won't ever have to look up from their smart phone to drive the car." Sara Smoothtalker, Vice President of New Vehicle Branding, says that fully loaded, hard top sedan models will be targeted to be in the $17,000 range when they hit the market, with the open air version only costing about $17,900. Jenny Smart-Nhot, director of New Model Development says her team is "close to finalizing plans to plan to possibly send this to the new car market study group, and to about 486 different Vice Presidents for their approval. But we are really close to maybe getting this design past the dream-land stage. Our development team is now working on 13 months from concept to reality of possibly maybe tooling up for a project like this." Edited July 15, 2014 by clovis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danno Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jeff ~ You gotta quit sniffing the glue, man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jeff ~ You gotta quit sniffing the glue, man! I think the people who designed this thing need to quit sniffing glue! Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DynoMight Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I think the people who designed this thing need to quit sniffing glue! Scott Jenny Smart-N-Hot... I see what you did there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clovis Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jeff ~ You gotta quit sniffing the glue, man! Yeah...I was just being silly. I hope the OP isn't upset that I stole his thread. But really, doesn't his sound like every new car introduction that you've read in the past 20 years, especially for concept cars??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jenny Smart-N-Hot... I see what you did there... What does "Jenny Smart-N-Hot..." mean? Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clovis Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) What does "Jenny Smart-N-Hot..." mean? Scott Ever notice how the car manufacturers like to employ the use of some hot, but sensible woman at their press conferences? Seems that every time, they find a department head that has a PHD in engineering, a MBA degree, but she is also hot? They always seem to use the "this is what the typical successful mom in the US should look like" type of woman...good looking, slender, fit, well educated, Caucasian, young active mom types. Just a tongue in cheek comment. Edited July 15, 2014 by clovis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Ever notice how the car manufacturers like to employ the use of some hot, but sensible woman at their press conferences? Seems that every time, they find a department head that has a PHD in engineering, a MBA degree, but she is also hot? They always seem to use the "this is what the typical successful mom in the US should look like" type of woman...good looking, slender, fit, well educated, Caucasian, young active mom types. Just a tongue in cheek comment. Aw, man! I hate it when you have to start explaining the jokes. It drains away all the humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Barrow Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Very Autoblopnik with the name jokes. Ought to submit that to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belugawrx Posted July 16, 2014 Author Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) What is it? Scott Range Rover Evoque cabrio All wheel drive Edited July 16, 2014 by Belugawrx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragline Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 You couldn't give it to me. Hideous. Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclescott58 Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Ever notice how the car manufacturers like to employ the use of some hot, but sensible woman at their press conferences? Seems that every time, they find a department head that has a PHD in engineering, a MBA degree, but she is also hot? They always seem to use the "this is what the typical successful mom in the US should look like" type of woman...good looking, slender, fit, well educated, Caucasian, young active mom types. Just a tongue in cheek comment. OK? I'm still missing the joke. Scott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Handley Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) I'd rather have this instead. Or even this. Edited July 16, 2014 by Joe Handley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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