oldnslow Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) OK, I quit, there's just too much stuff out there. Edited March 7, 2015 by oldnslow
unclescott58 Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 Oh wow! For the first time in my life I can have abs. Scott
chunkypeanutbutter Posted March 7, 2015 Posted March 7, 2015 (edited) http://www.zazzle.com/why_have_a_six_pack_you_can_have_the_whole_keg_tshirt-235789418588488743 Edited March 7, 2015 by chunkypeanutbutter
oldnslow Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 I don't know what to say. Where the crowd dive started to go bad. We don't need to tie anything down, we've got Bob. It doesn't get any cornier than this. Almost made it to the river. My son said he'd take the garbage out if I let him drive the car, I told him to stay in the driveway.
oldnslow Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 I don't think I would want to be the one in the back. It's not Friday, but I still gotta' dance. The truth hurts. Redneck riverboat. How did he get it up there and how is he going to get it down?
oldnslow Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Don't worry Dad, I can park the truck. Johnny had big dreams for his ballet recital. Redneck Yacht . redneck hot tub. Honest, the perp ran right up this pole.
oldnslow Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 Redneck ice chest. But I dropped my phone! Nuff said. Quick, get the jaws of life. coming to a restaurant near you.
oldnslow Posted March 9, 2015 Posted March 9, 2015 But officer, the stove ran right out in front of me. Redneck tag light.
Custom Hearse Posted March 10, 2015 Posted March 10, 2015 Of course the bucks obvious response would be: "Ya wanna HORSE around?"
Thom Posted March 12, 2015 Posted March 12, 2015 Buddhist monk walks up to a sidewalk hot dog cart and says, "Make me one with everything".
Thom Posted March 12, 2015 Posted March 12, 2015 What do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder
Harry P. Posted March 12, 2015 Posted March 12, 2015 What do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder Kind of an obscure reference...
unclescott58 Posted March 13, 2015 Posted March 13, 2015 Kind of an obscure reference... I not only got it, I thought it was funny. So see guys, I do understand some of the jokes posted here. Scott
uncle potts Posted March 13, 2015 Posted March 13, 2015 The Wal-Mart Game, only takes one item......a tackle box, tell the cashier you're going to bury your grandpa in it...... You'll get quite the look from the cashier. True story, my nephew did that, and yes we buried grandpa's ashes in it.
Thom Posted March 13, 2015 Posted March 13, 2015 Two crows are a couple, three or more are a group, officially know as a murder of crows.
Draggon Posted March 13, 2015 Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) What do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder The movie "a murder of crows" was so bad I wanted to scratch my eyes out. Edited March 13, 2015 by Draggon
unclescott58 Posted March 13, 2015 Posted March 13, 2015 Two crows are a couple, three or more are a group, officially know as a murder of crows. I said I got it. Scott
Lucas van H Posted March 14, 2015 Posted March 14, 2015 But officer, the stove ran right out in front of me. I really want to know the story behind this lol
Thom Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Just accepted a new job in Seoul starting next week. Looks to be a good korea move.
oldnslow Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 Really? "korea move" , hope you speak a little of the lingo, might come in handy.
Thom Posted March 26, 2015 Posted March 26, 2015 I interviewed a gentleman from Australia today for a job opening we have. I asked him to list his koala-fications.
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