Custom Hearse Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 That's a whole shipment of puns Greg... You may have gone OVERBOARD with them though.
unclescott58 Posted April 6, 2015 Posted April 6, 2015 That's a whole shipment of puns Greg... You may have gone OVERBOARD with them though. No he didn't. The more the better, I aways say. Scott
unclescott58 Posted May 3, 2015 Posted May 3, 2015 Why can you not trust anything an Atom tells you? Because Atoms make up everything. Scott
Harry P. Posted May 4, 2015 Posted May 4, 2015 It's Star Wars day. May the fourth be with you! Groan...
Thom Posted May 19, 2015 Posted May 19, 2015 I was at the cemetery today to see the grave of Bob Hope, then I walked over to see where Johnny Cash was buried, then I went over to see Steve Jobs tombstone. As I was leaving I got to thinking, we've lost hope, cash, & jobs!! Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!!
oldnslow Posted May 23, 2015 Posted May 23, 2015 Here's some more, It's summer now, don't you wish it would cool off just a little? line at the dog park was a killer,
chunkypeanutbutter Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 What did one orphan say to the other orphan? "Okay, Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Jantrix Posted May 29, 2015 Posted May 29, 2015 What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law? A small medium at large. (cue rimshot)
JollySipper Posted June 7, 2015 Posted June 7, 2015 What did the surgeon say to the guy who wanted to do his own stitches? Suture self............
cobraman Posted June 12, 2015 Posted June 12, 2015 A lawyer joke ( as told to me by my daughter who is a lawyer ). How many lawyer jokes are there ? Answer : 3 , the rest are all true !
Harry P. Posted June 14, 2015 Posted June 14, 2015 Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? She couldn’t control her pupils... Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I told my friend, “I broke my leg in two places!” My friend said, “Quit going to those places” Teacher: Susie, if your mother has 20 dollars and you borrow 10, how much will your mom have? Susie: 20 dollars. Teacher: Sorry, you don't know your math. Susie: Sorry, you don’t know my mom. A man shows up for his doctor's appointment with a piece of celery in each ear and a carrot in each of his nostrils. He says to the doctor, "Doc, I'm not feeling well." The doctor replies," Maybe you're not eating right." Did you know that five out of every three people have trouble with fractions? Why did the math book go to see a physiciatrist? It had a lot of problems.
b-body fan Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 There's 3 moles in a hole. The 1st one pops his head out and says I smell pancakes. The 2nd pops up next to him and says I smell maple syrup. The hole is pretty crowded now and the 3rd mole says all I smell is molasses.
chunkypeanutbutter Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) When Marconi invented the radio, he found 10 stations already made, and they were all DJ'd by Chuck Norris. Edited June 18, 2015 by chunkypeanutbutter
JollySipper Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 I asked a girl once if she was celibate.... She said "Sure! I celibate, and I give a bit away!" Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Harry P. Posted June 19, 2015 Posted June 19, 2015 Why is abbreviation such a long word? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as some adults enjoy adultery?
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