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DynoMight

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  1. This looks great! I always liked the Skylines. Make sure you get a good coverage over the roof, looks a little thin up there...
  2. What was wrong with it?
  3. Looks awesome! I really like the ride height...
  4. What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill! ------------------------------ What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef ------------------------------ Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Sarah -------------------------- A stinky man walks into a bar. Too bad it isn't made of soap. ---------------------------- Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise dough! ----------------------------- How many dead people are in a cemetary? All of em.
  5. 3 men are sitting on top of a skyscraper, eating lunch. The first one opens his lunch and sees he has a PB&J sandwich. He says "Man, if I get a PB&J sandwich again, I'm jumping off this building!" The second one opens his lunch and sees he has a bologna sandwich with ketchup. He says "If I get a bologna sandwich with ketchup again, I'm jumping off this building!" The last one opens his lunch and sees he has Thermos with tomato soup with 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. He also says "If I get another thermos with tomato soup and 2 grilled cheese sandwiches again, I'm jumping off this building!" Well, the next day comes around and the men are on lunch break. The first opens his lunch, sees he has a PBJ sandwich and throws himself off the building. The second one opens his lunch and sees he has a bologna sandwich with ketchup. He also throws himself off the building. The third one opens his lunch, sees he has tomato soup with 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. He then throws himself off the building. At the three mens funerals, the first wife was sobbing, saying "If only he would've said something, I would've changed it up!" The second wife says the same thing. They look over at the third wife, who is not crying, and is standing there, smoking a cigarette. She gets looks of disbelief from the 2 other women. She puts out the cig and says "he packs his own dang lunch" --------------------------------------------------- Did you hear they shut down the casino at the zoo?! Too many cheetahs.
  6. A blond, a redhead and a brunette break out of jail in the country. The police immediately send out a warning to look out for 3 women. They come across a farm. The fence has a "No Trespassing" sign on it. They still go in. While they are looking around, the farmer busts out of the house and starts looking for them, since he lives by the jail. The brunette hids in the doghouse, the redhead in the chicken coop and the blond in a sack of potatoes. The farmer walks up to the doghouse, kicks it and says "If there's anyone in there, speak now or I'll shoot!" The brunette goes "woof" The farmer walks out to the chicken coop. He kicks it and says again, "If there's anyone in there, speak now or I'll shoot!" The redhead goes "Cluck cluck" The farmer walks up to the sack of potatoes and kicks it. He once again says, "if there's anyone in there, speak now or I'll shoot!" The blond goes "potatoes, potatoes"
  7. 3 strings walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve strings here" The 3 strings walk out and as they are walking away, one string says "Man, that's not right. I'm going back in." The string walks back into the bar. The bartender says "hey, what did I tell you, get out of here!" The string walks away, discouraged. Another string sees the first string walk out. He decides to go in. He tries to sneak in, but the bartender sees him. Now the bartender is getting really angry. "Hey, tell your friends that I will shoot them if they come back in! Get out of here!" The second one comes out and tells his buddies what the bartender said. The third string, against the advice of his buddies, decides to go back in and show that bartender what's what. So he ties himself in a knot, and frays up his end, and walks in. The bartender sees him and yells "Didn't you hear what I said! We don't serve strings here! Aren't you a string!?" The 3rd string replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
  8. Bill had to drop in again to say: wow! Looks absolutely amazing. I don't know how you guys do it. Pure awesomeness.
  9. Looks great! I want to build one now for my friend, he's really into Subies.
  10. Bill... The engine looks like all it needs is some oil and it'll start right up! Absolutely amazing...
  11. Both of them look really good. Especially the Skoal one. I really like that one.
  12. I have to pee.
  13. Camaro looks great!
  14. I've built a few tanks, but my brother, it's almost the only thing he builds. That and planes. I stick to cars, but every now and then I'll come across a tank kit and say, "that's cool" and build it. I haven't built a tank in 3-4 years or so. Your tank looks great already. I can tell this'll be a great kit.
  15. Great idea! Never would have thought of that.. The question is, does it stick to the tire or does it rub off?
  16. DynoMight

    T Ford

    Looks great... I like the rims and wheels!
  17. Don't worry about the decal! Looks great!!! I really like the gold on it... Seems period correct!
  18. Two thumbs up! Great job.
  19. Looks GREAT! Amazing job Bernard!
  20. Hey, it's your model! Build your model how you want to build it!
  21. Wow! Thank you so much for the updates!
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