A modeler named mike

Sentence passed down on Larry, Moe and Curly was overturned by the honorable Judge Meenot due to Insufficient evidence gathered by the stooges at Precinct Harlequin.

in a bottle

Like I met this chick, man she was like really hot man, and we went back to her place and you know what dude?, she like got all silly and took off all her clothes man, and you won't believe what happened next man, she did her laundry, dude it was so cool, kinda blew my mind dude..✌️😎

grant three wishes

hidden from humans

keeps leprechauns away

Sun or should I say son of a gun isn't a pea shooter.

for good luck

East 300 miles of Baghdad, turn right at the camel toe Inn and straight ahead is the route that Google maps says is the best way for me to make it there.

Album full of baby pictures of ourselves can be very fun to view later in life, but not when your a teenager and your mom's showing your date how cute you were.

their legs off

the crowd, "Look,

driven by Bozo

Update on the Mercury, after charging the battery overnight and hooking the car's cables to the battery again absolutely nothing, not enough juice to light up the headlights. Went and bought a new battery and she's ALIVE and well again. Thank you to everyone for putting some insight into my debacle. Sincerely Mike

Cool they are, as the era of fins were traded for more muscle and less chrome.

and their clowns

I know this is What did you see in your yard today, and this wasn't in my yard but rather at our local landfill's yard. To cool not to share.

Four more that I sorta recently aquired that may count here. All complete.

grilled to perfection

Lamb chop was a famous puppet that aired on Captain Kangaroo and The Shari Lewis Show on PBS television network when I was a youngster in the '60's

Life cereal is supposedly liked by Mikey, but this Mikey doesn't like it one bit.

smothering mashed potatoes

Morning sickness is a bad sign for a single dude with playboy aspirations.

worship ice cream

us again, wow