Myself for the time being is the only one that I can depend on when it comes to personal hygiene, than there's me, who does a pretty decent job too, but I?, not even worth mentioning.
Them boys continuously speeding around the track yesterday had a few hairy crashes, one in particular near the end that sent the driver airborne and finally coming to a rest on his rooftop.
Dream of a day where every model kit ever made was once again available and plentiful, only to turn nightmarish when I look down at what used to be my hands, but now are hideous claws.
Business as usual at Ronald Mcdonald's 5 star fast food restaurant, serving top quality food that even the Burger King would enjoy if he wasn't so busy smiling at ever patron that comes through the door, freaky.
I had to chuckle when I saw your post, as I'm a bit simple minded.. so many funny responses are runny through my mind.. good luck, I hope she's available..