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A modeler named mike

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  1. Myself for the time being is the only one that I can depend on when it comes to personal hygiene, than there's me, who does a pretty decent job too, but I?, not even worth mentioning.
  2. Them boys continuously speeding around the track yesterday had a few hairy crashes, one in particular near the end that sent the driver airborne and finally coming to a rest on his rooftop.
  3. "Him left the privy door wide open again pa" said gimpy gus, "and hims caused quite a stink too don't ya think?"
  4. Get along little doggy, and try to keep up or you'll become dinner at chow's chop house.
  5. Vendors are just as important as the impressive builds that adorn the tabletops at any model club show.
  6. School of tuna can't be to smart if they end up in a tin can at the grocery store.
  7. Dream of a day where every model kit ever made was once again available and plentiful, only to turn nightmarish when I look down at what used to be my hands, but now are hideous claws.
  8. Business as usual at Ronald Mcdonald's 5 star fast food restaurant, serving top quality food that even the Burger King would enjoy if he wasn't so busy smiling at ever patron that comes through the door, freaky.
  9. "Eat more chicken" says the Chick-fil-A mascot who happens to be a cow.
  10. Meat rolled into balls where part of last nights dinner, as was long skinny noodles soaked in a tomato sauce, without meat. 🤦‍♂️
  11. I had to chuckle when I saw your post, as I'm a bit simple minded.. so many funny responses are runny through my mind.. good luck, I hope she's available..
  12. Meat me in the meet locker, No, No that's not right, meet me in the meat locker and we'll hang around with the ground round.
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