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A modeler named mike

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  1. Imagines of red bottoms reminds me of when we did wrong and got the black belt from dad, and no he did not hold a degree in martial arts.
  2. Shoes that I wore during my disco days in high school were blue suede platforms, and NO I did not wear a white leasure suit but rather silk print shirts and bell bottoms.
  3. Hole in me bucket matches the hole in me head, best I find a cork before me brains ooze out and I'm pronounced dead.
  4. Study after study scientist still can only make a hypothesis that snakes on a treadmill still can't join Planet Fitness even if they lawyer up, they apparently don't have a leg to stand on.
  5. New kleenex designs available in camo, blood splatter and green booger galore will be hitting the markets in the near future, as long as they find enough candidates to provide test samples.
  6. Movies to be made documenting the "Skipping of poor Bill's ending word" should be out in theaters soon. (Update on actor to portray Bill, Clint Eastwood)
  7. OH, THE BURN! 😱...💀
  8. Designed for a particular purpose but used for something totally different such as Play-Doh, bubble wrap and even Kleenex.
  9. Myself for the time being is the only one that I can depend on when it comes to personal hygiene, than there's me, who does a pretty decent job too, but I?, not even worth mentioning.
  10. Them boys continuously speeding around the track yesterday had a few hairy crashes, one in particular near the end that sent the driver airborne and finally coming to a rest on his rooftop.
  11. "Him left the privy door wide open again pa" said gimpy gus, "and hims caused quite a stink too don't ya think?"
  12. Get along little doggy, and try to keep up or you'll become dinner at chow's chop house.
  13. Vendors are just as important as the impressive builds that adorn the tabletops at any model club show.
  14. School of tuna can't be to smart if they end up in a tin can at the grocery store.
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