A modeler named mike

add crab meat (Very delicious)

smothered with anchovies

Story of the murder of peanut the Squirrel by NY authorities is a crime in it's self in my opinion.

Head of family

belonged to Gomez

makes one irritable

lack of information

"Mind over matter, just eat the cockroachs and move on", said the lunch lady.

where's my wallet?

check other foot?

Me, Shme and wee went off to war together, me made it back, shme got smeared and wee went wee wee all the way to Rome.

Lost my virginity (Still can't find it after all these years)

Today's pleasings started as irks. First was my broken tooth which I'm still dealing with, 5 days in but I did get an appointment that is 3 more days away. My old oral surgeon retired and sold his practice to Akeso Oral, Facial Dental inplant surgery. Since I'm considered a new patient It's only a consultation but it's a start. Thankfully the pain level is about a 3 out of 10 and not constant, only when eating. Next up was the front brakes on our Equinox. The wear indicators starting their screeching, so off to the auto parts store I went. Purchased two rotors and a set of ceramic pads, $240.00.. Upon pulling off the tires I could see it was just the pads needed replaced. It all went well with no issues, even with my aching hands. Definitely had sticker shock when the young man told me the price of the parts, way higher than the last brake job I did.. at least it was a beautiful day weather wise. Lastly, making some progress getting my 71 yr old procrastinating brother to address all his medical issues. One totally blocked carotid artery and a 15% blockage in the other, possible prostate related issues, way over weight and retaining water, boarder line diabetes and a definite sleeping disorder. All will take time, just hope he's got enough time left in him to accomplish it all..🙏

Think I'm lost

Only 20 following

Arthur Ritis was once a pain, but now not so much since he came out, with Ben Gay..

Like Albert Einstein?

Craving an old fashion traditional holiday meal of an oven cooked turkey bird stuffed and all the fixings since both Christmas eve and Christmas dinner that I attended were both non-traditional, tacos on the Eve and Brisket at Christmas day..😖

how about Mustache? (My stash)...🙄

Version with DD's would be on the top of my list, OH, naughty you thinking that when I was referring to delightful but devilish.

Chicken fingers are tasty with BBQ sauce, but I've never seen a chicken with fingers so I'm guessing maybe that's why, they've all been severed and served.

To Santa, thanks for the lump of coal, I'm guessing it's as close to a diamond as you'll gift, also thanks for leaving cookie crumbs on my couch along with the spilled milk on the carpet.

eggnormous cream filled

Build a model a day might not keep the doctor away, but you'll surely blow through your stash causing you to spend more cash.

a bakers dozen