A modeler named mike

while on Earth

"This and that is all I want from our divorce", said the bitter wife while pointing to her soon to be exes model car stash and his manly parts.

so is flatulence

powered by flatulence

Markdowns is how I acquired a majority of my model kits over the years from different stores going out of business.

Britannica dictionaries and world encyclopedias were necessary books to have when I was a kid, but nowadays they seem to be only found boxed up in attics, basements or at a yard sale.

in scary places

I do Dave, I just dislike the whole dental experience, especially the needles. It all stems from the jerk dentist we had as a kid. I am the, I'm not going until I have no other choice kinda guy. It was tough to even make the call.

the donuts closely

Over the years I've had a couple of teeth containing old fillings break while eating somewhat hard items. They have broken at the gum line and never ached. Last month another one cracked, but this time vertically leaving the back half still intact. Once again not hurting one bit. Last night after popping a seedless grape in my mouth and taking that first bite I heard a crack followed by a sharp pain. Now the remaining piece of tooth has some looseness but is attached somewhere enough to not disengage. It's impossible to eat without irritating it not to mention the wondering tongue that can't leave it alone. I put in a call to my oral surgeon and I'm awaiting a call back for an appointment. Not the best time of the year to get into any type of doctors office, some are closed over the holidays. I guess theirs always good old whiskey to dull the pain..😉

they want more

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm a donkey, that way when I act like an @$$, it's acceptable.

Again?, awe shucks it's the third time I's be going to that class.

Fight, fight, Holy Cow! yelled the crowd as Model Master Will unexpectedly went down fast and hard, apparently Big Jim hasn't bathed in months and the stench from being in a headlock did him in.

Problem solved if you have Amnesia, you will not remember the conundrum so it will not need to be fixed.

Can after can was opened with care to insure this homemade Holiday canned dinner could be enjoyed by all that can...

Foreplay, Long time was a Boston hit.

1/4 mile wheelies

No, I'm mike 😎

and preparation H

Getting to go to my in-laws for their annual Christmas eve gathering tonight. Food, games, exchanging of gifts and lots of old funny family stories thats been told relentlessly year after year. Unfortunately while caring for my Dad the last two years I wasn't able to attend either of the parties. Since Dad had passed earlier this year I can now resume attending all family functions again. He will be greatly missed but not forgotten.

I remember when it first came out, I was 15. It was always played during the school dances, to be young again...

Saw this one today on the road. I know the different styles of truck beds but this one eludes me..🤔°° maybe a soft bed?

festivities I can handle, but its the final bill that is less celebratory.

Album cover is all that remains from our Iron Butterfly In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida LP after Mom snapped the record in half, but to be fair we did play it over and over repeatedly even after being told NOT too earlier in a very authoritative tone by her.