A modeler named mike

Chocolate milkshakes yummy!

Stocking hung with care is a sign Santa will soon be here.

Wheels used to be a model hobby shop in Fredrick Md owned by M.A.M.A. club member David Toups, that I used to frequently visit to spend my extra cash on hand.

Right to the bone her dog had bitten but she had ripped out his heart, what a pair of b¡+c#€$ they are...

Name the only word that hasn't ever been spoken...🥴

just a dab

Morning sickness from being pregnant, if I had it buddy I'd be a millionaire but not sure I'd like that thing coming out and where from?

to Tubby's diner

Today it feels like Schleprock from The Flintstones is nearby. To start things off the cat that doesn't belong at or in our house climbs up onto a pile of neatly organized Christmas decorations and boxes knocking over a few things, starting WW3. Then I get a call from my brother who is out running my aunt to the eye doctor which turns into a shopping trip that turns awkward when my aunt can't find her bank card, obligating my brother to step up and pay. Afterwards they stop to eat lunch out and once again, brother pays the bill. We'll that's not enough for one day..my brother realized that he'd locked his keys in his vehicle, thus causing me to travel a half hour in the 💩y rain at a hi-traffic time of the day to take him a spare key. I'm afraid to ask what's next? Might be a good time to just crawl into bed and say "Phooey"...

Worker bees do all the work while the queen sits and gives orders, sounds oodly familiar....🤥

Interrogates corn dogs

I've been eyeing this kit for quite some time and have nearly bought it several times but always found another kit of more interest to buy. Looks like I'll be a viable candidate again, but in the white styrene instead of the older black issue. Thank for sharing your builds and stoking the fire again Carl..

from coney island

When I had this problem I used a plastic shopping bag tied around the mirror, it did the trick too.

Just remember not to shot when it's perched on your mirror...🙄

old fashion fun

As I was walklling through our living room I glanced outside by way of the bay window. I had to take a second look, I wasn't sure if I was seeing what I thought I saw, a turkey vulture and a nice sized hawk on the ground. As I went out it appeared that the vulture was waiting for the hawk to finish up eating a squirrel that the hawk had caught. Must of been a quick snack or a fun kill from looks of the remains he left behind. He'd gnawed the head and both front legs down to the bone, everything else, intact. Found it laying in the driveway... with shovel in hand, I returned the unfortunate fellow to the woods..

with floating stool

here at school

Fish of the day was to be flounder, but they flopped off the prep table and back into the ocean as the swells constantly pounded the tiny vessel.

Be it known the possible outcomes of not putting out Santa's milk and cookies could range from a lump or two of naughty coal to some reindeer droppings in ye Ole stocking.

Hair?, be glad you still have some!

Hill, cotton too!

We had our share of delivery guys with the lack of understanding or reading English. Not sure how they even landed their job! One guy would hand us the delivery ticket and say "deliveries here" while standing at the dock and pointing to the load expecting us to sort through the cargo and find our items.. we complained to the company but they apparently had a hard time finding anybody wanting to work so it continued on. I don't miss any of the BS.. just the satisfaction of working in a cabinet shop and making customers happy.

Post my bail please, I'm in the clink for trigger happy posting in a no posting zone..🥴