A modeler named mike

Years ago I was a little kid and now, I'm just a big kid with better toys and more time to play with them..?

Face the facts, as we get older our toys get more expensive and we need more of them.

inteligence seems to have left the room from the sounds of many of the political ads these last few days, such pettiness and bold faced lies bestowed on the masses.

Yesterday the allergies were in high gear.

"Game?, Nah that there's my daughter, I know she may be a bit homely but she's a dang good tracker, game warden."

Beyond the border?

Prefer (pre-fur) is not a description of an adolescent's body..

In General Lee

Crazy lies and misconceptions are being spread like manure on a farmers field, only difference is that the field will produce delicious crops and the perpetrators of the BS will only produce more rotten results!

CEO stolen goods

from HR dept

Is, is what it is and isn't that the way it always is?

Sanitary or cocktail?

Although I was aware that the last two years there were no trick or treaters at my dad's house, hardly any children in the neighborhood, I still put up Halloween yard decorations with lighting, mostly for myself. We technically had two individuals show up for a treat. One was my 40 yr old handicap cousin, without a costume and the other was a squirrel who figured I was handing out peanuts as usual. As for your soreness, it was for a good cause, Happy wife, Happy life.. ?

Sounds like an excellent idea for a diorama...

The blue jays swop down often to take a peanut and fly over to a nearby tree or sit on the split rail fence and peck away to get the nuts out.

Pleasures such as mowing the grass or raking the leaves are only that to those who enjoy a day of good old fashion physical workout instead paying for a gym membership to use their treadmill or rowing machine.

Said the cyclops

Tire gauge that I used to check the cars tire pressure read 35 psi but the cars computer reads them at 47 psi, so I rechecked the pressure with another gauge and it read a different psi, almost the same scenario we had at work when buying levels, few matched up with each other's bubble.

Aluminium foil makes a great receptor when worn on the head for receiving important messages from aliens in space..?

Bliss from a kiss is what you might miss if you don't start the "dance" with a captivating compliment and a sincere glance.

Plant your feet firmly and try not to wiggle when being fitted for cement shoes.

or electric unicycle

Did that and a little wrestling while in the mud.

Them there's true words..