Tony, take those towels back to the store after wetting them. Ask to see the manager and when he ask what's the problem? Snap the towel at him or her as in a shower scene and remark, "see all the fuzz flying off around you?" You'll either get reimbursed or banned from the store for inappropriate behavior.. 🤔°° or maybe a vist from the man with a badge.. if it's the last one I'll start a go fund me page to bail ya out...