LennyB

I'll take two

Rhonda had gas and I'm not talking about Gaspar Ronda the drag racer.

The magic dragon

Well my mother seems to thinks eggs have a long shelf life, she is still working on a dozen from last December.

Fables of the Reconstruction by R.E.M.

and dirty tissues

It's a 1958 Ford Thunderbird. https://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/life/autos/2010/04/23/done-like-dinner

in back pocket

Lose model parts in the carpet monster seems to happen to everyone from time to time.

Maggots are used in Casu Martzu a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live insect larvae.

a poor boy

https://www.wired.com/story/texas-amazon-drones-stop-flying/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

Nice project idea, should be a fun one.

open your eyes

Engines are often confused with motors by the common man.

ALT Rock Band

Them Cats ate the "M" off your room I do believe.

with Cracker Jacks

Quieter, is that what a muffler is for, I thought it was to wrap around your neck to keep you warm.

after the beach

turn off phones

Up in Roscoe right now I think it's a bit too cold to stand in the water up to your waist trying to catch trout, you'll freeze your....well, I'll leave it at that.

hit bathroom first

gas up car

And that's why today cars have so much extra BS on them because most people just drive a car until it stops and then call for help. We need warning lights to tell drivers when a tire is low and when to change their oil or a CEL when things aren't kosher under the hood. How many people actually listen to their car anymore and can tell by ear if it's not running right? Or pay attention to that clunk in the rear because their lug nuts are loose which they don't discover until the wheel falls off (saw two last week). Or wonder what that squealing coming from the brake sensors happens to be. How many drivers actually know how to change a tire. I see people along the side of the road regularly standing with their spare out waiting for the HELP truck to change it for them. Those that have one that is but that's a whole different story. Emission systems were created to keep cars running clean, adjust the timing and the fuel ratio for them because most drivers don't have routine maintenance like a tune up done when needed. They don't check fluid levels and air pressures regularly. But then again you go to a dealership for your 20K mile service and it's $900.00 for an oil change, tire rotation and air and cabin filter. So in a way can you blame them for ignoring these things and just turning the radio up louder. OK, time to get down from my soap box.