LennyB

Girls were always used at the New York Auto show to demonstrate the features of the new cars but most of the time the men were standing around slacked jawed and didn't really hear a word they were saying.

a nice chianti

Heads removed by a robot was a bogus new story circulating recently about a new means of humane criminal punishment being instituted by the state of Ohio.

Back to that

Donavan is a folk singer and it was mentioned by someone here earlier he doesn’t like folk singers.

Part left in the bottom of the box would be a good indication that Carl didn't really finish the kit, he only thought he did.

got me beat

started a fire

We seem to have two threads about this same issue. Maybe we can them merged.

We have two threads about the same issue. Maybe we can get them merged for clarity.

how many candles

Finishing a model is sometimes easier then finishing someone else's sentence.

it's his birthday

good ol' Bibendum

Box was a character in "Logan's Run" played by Roscoe Lee Browne who was also in the film "Oliver and Company" about a homeless kitten.

nailed to wall

with nailhead engine

Media is an industry that relies on a sense of urgency more often then it relies on common sense.

off track again

Men in Black was a Sci-Fi film that illustrated alien life forms that live among us without our knowledge, sometimes I wonder if there isn't some truth to this tale.

Back in November I went in for an eye exam for new prescription glasses. Been to this place before so they had all my records and it is a mile from my office. They recently had a management change and were not yet setup to take insurance. Nearest place that took my insurance and had appointments available was over an hour away. Figured I'd deal with it as my insurance only covers the exam and the cheapest pair of glasses. So afterwards I decided to submit the bill to my insurance company online figuring I had nothing to loose. Now two and a half months later I get two letters in the mail today. First letter is them denying the claim, no big surprise. Second letter is a check for $0.00. No wonder insurance rates are so high, they are wasting money sending out redundant checks.😲

to collect beads

Above the bumper on the car in front of me is a sticker which reads "my dog is smarter then your honor student".

With the recent verbal attacks on the USPS many postal workers have been calling 111 and select the mental health option.

Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant... If you post too soon you will get a message stating you have to wait to post again. So the oops message has nothing to do with that.